Fashion Disasters Of The Week

Because I couldn't pick just one... Please to enlighten us as to your thoughts on any/all the following:

Naomi Campbell and André Leon Talley

More mind-boggling couture selections after the jump!

I feel as though I should call this edition "When Shorts Attack!":

Carrie Underwood

Kelly Rowland

Pink

Anything worth salvaging here, or should it all be tossed into the dustbin of fashion history, doused in kerosene, and torched? What say you, mah fashionable betches?

Comments

[LauraJT77]

Kelly's shorts are giving me a yeast infection....tight much?

[Belle M]

is kelly wearing supershiny pantyhose with her crotch-eating shorts? or is she just naturally shiny????

[Diane]

I think Carrie Underwood looks great. If my legs looked like hers, I'd be going around in shorts in the winter!

LOL at Laura's yeast infection comment. Combined with the dance recital-grade tights, I'm amazed she can move at all.

[Robyn G]

Is ALT wearing purple wrappy open-toe slipper things? And either a chef hat gone wrong or a lopsided turban. With a... glittery treble clef on it?! Huh. Dude is WACK.

The others are all a garden variety "yuck" from me, except Pink. I would certainly not recommend that get-up to most people, but I think she rocks it. But I like her, so maybe I'm biased.

[Ami]

I just saw Carrie in concert at the Walmart Shareholders Conference and she looked amazing in skinny jeans, a white silk tunic and black Louboutins. I think this was a fluke.

[Ami]

I just saw Carrie in concert at the Walmart Shareholders Conference and she looked amazing in skinny jeans, a white silk tunic and black Louboutins. I think this was a fluke.

[DianaCLT]

What, in the name of all that is holy, is that Mary-Kay-selling chef WEARING?!?

Only thing that bugs me about Carrie Underwood is the shoes.

My camel toe aches for Kelly Rowland's.

Like Robyn G., I like Pink. Her strenth and self-confidence are admirable, and I, too, think she rocks this outfit.

[AmyC65]

Have you ever seen Kimora's show on E? Where she is all asking Andre for fashion advice 'cuz he is just the be-all, end-all of fashion protocol. Perhaps she needs to rethink that.

[Elaine C.]

Yeah, I also think Carrie looks pretty good. I would wear something like that, minus the shoes.

[Maxine Dangerous]

Kelly Rowland's expression seems to say, "I haven't eaten since 1997. Am I skinny enough now??" (I knew she was little, but my GOD, she's so TINY!!)

Agreed with what many others said. Dislike Carrie's shoes, loving the Pink, and wondering why Naomi Campbell is hanging out with Aunt Jemima.

[AzRN]

My mom's been looking for her mauve housecoat and jewel-tone slippers!!!

[Kelly]

I kind of think C. Underwood looks good. And, maybe I'm crazy, but I'm digging Pink's get-up.

[sweetney]

AzRN - Oh thanks, you just made me sort diet coke out my nose dude.

[sweetney]

ps: is naomi campble wearing.. HAMMER PANTS????

[sweetney]

sorry, CAMPBELL. gah.

[rednexmama]

Um, so why is Kelly wearing a big? Is this a new trend? And if so, where do I get my own???

[robyn]

dude. if i had the balls i'd be wearing pink's outfit TO. A. TEE. every single day of my life.

all the rest? they need to fire their personal stylists.

[Bikerchick_Barb]

Pink?!? She looks like Jackie Warner (Workout on BravoTV) in butch drag. She must have been draped in black by a mortician for surgical/laser removal of that creepy crawly tat climbing up her thigh. Dog tags at neck worn to help assist in identifying the dead body. Eeeew. (sorry)

[TheBabblingHousewife]

ALT is wearing panties on his head.