Jessica Alba Might Have Given Birth This Weekend, Maybe... Wait - Hey! - Yes She Did!
The buzz on Saturday was that Jessica Alba had gone into labor, which, if true, would mean that there's a baby by now - because, hello, even the worst case scenarios for slow labors don't drag on for two days after you've been admitted to hospital (she's reported to have been seen being wheeled into Cedars-Sinai early Saturday) - in which case I suppose that we might expect to get some confirmation soon.
BREAKING: Well, yep, sometime between my writing this late last night and checking the internets this morning, the rumor was confirmed - Jessica Alba gave birth this weekend
Which means that the witty prose I'd crafted about the fine art of celebrity baby delivery prediction is entirely meaningless now. Alba baby = here = nothing much to say other than congrats to the happy parents yadda yadda (and, also: baby girl, born June 7th).
Someone out there will be celebrating, I imagine. Perhaps not the Brangelina stork-watchers, but still. Think of it as another reason to eat cake for breakfast.
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In 1978 my mom went into labor on a Thursday morning and didn't have me until 11:36 pm on Sunday. (By cesarean ultimately.)
Thank god times have changed. (Not in time to save me from the curse she's put upon my head for four days of labor, but still.)
Posted by: sils | June 09, 2008 at 10:19 AM
I read that they named her Honor Marie Warren. Not too bad as far as celebrity babies go!
Posted by: Lisa | June 09, 2008 at 11:00 AM
So she was born on 06/07/08?? Well, at least no one will ever have a reason to forget her bday!
Posted by: rednexmama | June 09, 2008 at 11:32 AM