Jessica Simpson to Offer New Lingerie Line

Jessica Simpson and her puppetmasters are set to expand her fashion line to include intimate apparel. The new skivvies and boulder holders will be available in spring 2009.

On the upside for Jessica, this will fatten her pockets so that she can continue to drop bank at La Perla, since I doubt she would buy lingerie anywhere else. On the upside for us common folk, Jessica's status as a well-endowed woman might make for some sensible bras for those of us with big breasteses. On the downside, as Jezebel noted yesterday, "This will provide yet another opportunity for Papa Simpson to make creepy comments about his daughter's considerable assets." Ick. I guess it would be a huge departure for her to add like...I don't know...pink duct tape or something to her fashion line. Anything to cover up Joe Simpson's enormous and always inappropriate maw and prevent him from speaking ever.

Somewhat unrelated, in my internet travels while researching for this story, I found out that Ms. Simpson has embarked on a career in country music and has a new single. I wouldn't be surprised if she is wildly successful in country. It seems to be a less fickle market than pop.

Comments

[DianaCLT]

Gross that this (IMO) over-hyped-undeserving-celeb-with-an-oh-so-creepy-father is going to be making even more money. But...as kdiddy so eloquently put it - maybe it'll offer some hope for some sensible (and dare I hope---supportive AND sexy?) bras for those of us with big boobage. My chiropractor has given my boobs full credit for my developing hunchback - if JS can slap her name on something that'll help my situation, I just might stop loathing her.

[b]

Ugh, I just picture some awful pink lace thing with a crystal logo dangling between the cleavage making the chest itch like crazy. Yuck.

[Miz Jawnson]

Except that what is played on "country" radio these days is essentially pop lite. She'll fit in just fine. But it ain't country.

[Suzy Q]

Yeah, I'm all for something pretty AND functional for the big boobies. Here's hoping they're affordable, good quality and don't have her initials all over them, like Louis Vuitton.

[disnazzio]

You know, I'm going to make a choad of myself here and say that I'm maybe a little excited about this. NOT the part where Papa Joe inevitably says something that makes me want to pluck out my own eye, but the lingerie itself. Jessica's bath and body products were kind of awesome, and I'm with kdiddy about the potential here for us curvy girls to get some cute bras.

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