Photo in Search of a Caption: Condi Rice and KISS
UPDATE: We have a tie! The winners are...
missbanshee: AP Newswire: Hostage Condi Rice puts on a brave face in her ransom picture featuring the head kidnappers of terrifying splinter group The Overdyed Hasbeens. Release demands include Viagra, nudie magazines, and the head of Alice Cooper on a stick.
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Jen: I! Wanna rock and roll all night! And get my personal freedoms taken away!
Nice, nice, nice work this time, betches.
Once again, in the face of Bush Administration photo fuckery, words fail me, and I turn to mah betches.
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Not a caption entry; just a comment: WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Posted by: Maxine Dangerous | June 09, 2008 at 11:36 AM
After checking out Condi's ass Gene Simmons formulates his plan on how to hook up with her.
(Now imagine that love child!!!)
Posted by: JMomma | June 09, 2008 at 11:58 AM
This Kodak moment brought to you courtesy of Clairol Nice 'n Easy #666 Aged Heavy Metal Black.
Posted by: Jenny | June 09, 2008 at 12:27 PM
Why yes Gene, in answer to your question, my hair style is universal. Just look at what your bandmates accomplished with just one lesson on the curling iron.
Posted by: Trish | June 09, 2008 at 12:39 PM
AP Newswire: Hostage Condi Rice puts on a brave face in her ransom picture featuring the head kidnappers of terrifying splinter group The Overdyed Hasbeens. Release demands include Viagra, nudie magazines, and the head of Alice Cooper on a stick.
Posted by: missbanshee | June 09, 2008 at 01:54 PM
I! Wanna rock and roll all night! And get my personal freedoms taken away!
Posted by: Jen | June 09, 2008 at 02:31 PM
The newest member of Kiss smiles for the obligatory photo op right after the schedule was set for their upcoming world tour.
Posted by: Suzy Q | June 09, 2008 at 03:58 PM
Nope, Condi, our hair is still longer than yours...
Posted by: AzRN | June 09, 2008 at 03:59 PM
I suggest you move your *hand*, Gene.
Posted by: betty | June 09, 2008 at 05:49 PM
Gene Simmons heard Condi likes to play chamber music. He thinks that means BED chamber so he and the boys lured unsuspecting Condi to Motel 6 where they plan to take treble clef her national security.
(oh man, this is hard. This picture is so wrong, on so many levels. I'd rather have one of Amy Winehouse shoving a dead cat up her nose.)
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | June 09, 2008 at 06:11 PM
Jenny--ha!!!!
Posted by: Amanda | June 09, 2008 at 07:22 PM
Condi-I am so getting tested for hepatitis when I leave this place
Posted by: Ally | June 09, 2008 at 08:06 PM
Comment, not caption:
Why does Paul Stanley look like Neil Diamond dressed up as Paul Stanley??
Posted by: helenel | June 09, 2008 at 08:15 PM