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Photo in Search of a Caption: Nicole Richie

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OK, I know it's confusing, but swing the pink stick at the golf balls and stop trying to hit them with Auntie Nicole.

-Christy

Aww! And yet... Caption away (although aim your snark carefully, ie, not at the cute little kid).






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Liana

The woman behind Nicole has been hired to watch her backside and cover for her in the case of a strong breeze.
Also to catch her if said breeze knocks her off of those insanely high heels!

b

"NO! YOU ARE NOT DOING IT RIGHT! DAMMIT, LET ME TRY!"

Christy

OK, I know it's confusing, but swing the pink stick at the golf balls and stop trying to hit them with Auntie Nicole.

Suzy Q

Skeletor, in sundress and heels, gives golf lessons to cute kid as part of her community service requirements.

Elaine C.

"Sweetie, I know you wa...honey, no....please give that back to me, Auntie Nicole was using it to lean on. No, give it back. Give it back, please. No really. I'm serious this time. Give it to me!"

tvaddict

I'm telling you, my legs were that skinny before I had the baby. Damn baby fat!

ally

Little Johnny here has already passes Nicole's IQ level and is teaching her the techniques of mini golf.

ally

Little Johnny here has already passed Nicole's IQ level and is teaching her the techniques of mini golf.

Mamarazzi

Here, hand me the golf club and I'll show you how I do my hilarious impression of a tripod. Won't that be fun!

Jen

"Trust me, I am an expert at ball-handling."

ndc

Did anyone notice that the club is backwards? or that Nicole's wristband is smaller than the 4-year olds?

DianaCLT

NDC - EEEEEW!!!!! I didn't notice her wrist 'til you mentioned it, but it's positively SKELETAL!!!!!! Blech blech BLECH!





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