Photo In Search Of A Caption: Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt

In a technological glitch blamed on the new iPhone, the
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Spencer & Heidi demonstrating REVERSE protocol, whereby the queen is now walking 4 paces behind the princess.
Posted by: AmyC65 | June 13, 2008 at 11:49 AM
See we are normal people too...it took us at least an hour to look natural.
Posted by: Kara | June 13, 2008 at 11:53 AM
-Ummm, Spencer?
-Yes, Heidi?
-Look to your right. But don't LOOK like you're looking. Is that what I think it is?
-*looks* Um, that's a camera. HEY, WTF I didn't set this one up... wait til I get ahold of Adnan... he's SO dead....
Posted by: Kirsten | June 13, 2008 at 12:45 PM
In a technological glitch blamed on the new iPhone, the TotallyNaturalSrsly!Posemaster v.3.0 program has malfunctioned on the model #3994 and #3995 of series WastedOxygen. Please return to manufacturer ASAP.
Posted by: missbanshee | June 13, 2008 at 01:58 PM
I have nothing clever to add but...dare I say she looks *gasp* like a real person without her overdone hair and makeup? Almost - cute?
He still looks like a cyborg.
Posted by: Kim | June 13, 2008 at 02:26 PM
(inside Spence's head) Look at her butt or the camera. Look at her butt or the camera, oooooooh, look at him, he is FINE, Sh!t, Did they see that?
(inside note, I do not even ave cable so have no idea why these people are famous, but I am telling you, THAT MAN IS A HOMOSEXUAL. I know these things.)
Posted by: Hey You | June 13, 2008 at 02:59 PM
Kim-
ditto, except that their faces look the same...almost like brother and sister. Bleck!
Posted by: faith | June 13, 2008 at 02:59 PM
His & Her Cyborg's
Posted by: faith | June 13, 2008 at 03:01 PM
Heidi and Spencer head to the filming for the remake of the wizard of oz . In this film Heidi will be wishing for a brain and Spencer will be wishing for courage (to come out of the closet).
Posted by: ally | June 13, 2008 at 03:25 PM
Heidi puts on a brave face for the cameras after having caught Spencer with Clay Aiken. Again.
Posted by: Suzy Q | June 13, 2008 at 05:07 PM
Heidi: "I told you we were wearing blue jeans, white sneakers & a WHITE t-shirt. ... I can't even look at you."
Posted by: JellyBean | June 13, 2008 at 05:56 PM
Spencer and Heidi, looking somewhat disheveled, leave LAX after TSA personnel searched their bags and persons for some clue as to why they continue to be relevant to American pop culture.
Posted by: Amber | June 13, 2008 at 07:40 PM
Oooh! While there are lots of witty captions for this one, my vote is for Amber's!!!!
Posted by: DianaCLT | June 13, 2008 at 08:09 PM