Poor Dannielynn Doesn't Even Stand a Slim Chance of Growing Up to be Normal

Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern Birkhead Jingleheimer Smith (you know, Anna Nicole Smith's daughter) doesn't even stand a teensy weensy chance of growing up to be a normal person.

Her father, Larry Birkhead, just bought her $2800 worth of her late mother's lingerie.

Not just any underwear either, this is an $1,800 pink bustier for and a white negligee for $1,000 that Anna Nicole Smith once wore during a photo shoot for Playboy magazine.

I can't wait until Larry bestows these treasures on his daughter.

Because that won't be creepy at all.

[source]

Comments

[No chance]

Hey Larry,

Are you also gonna tell Dannielynn the story about how mommy moved to another country and even gave her another man's last name in a desperate attempt to keep her away from you?! And are you also gonna tell Dannielynn that her mommy's fears about you, that you just wanted money and fame by pimping her out every time you could was also right?!

I think the headline should be, "Birkhead still proving why Anna Nicole Smith wanted nothing to do him."

[missbanshee]

Because nothing says "I love you, my precious baby daughter" like the gift of your dead mother's used, trashy underwear. I can really feel the love. And now I need a shower.

[sam]

hey lar
I agree nothing does say, love you baby ,like here is your DEAD MOTHERS underwear want to wear it?