Poor Dannielynn Doesn't Even Stand a Slim Chance of Growing Up to be Normal

Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern Birkhead Jingleheimer Smith (you know, Anna Nicole Smith's daughter) doesn't even stand a teensy weensy chance of growing up to be a normal person.

Her father, Larry Birkhead, just bought her $2800 worth of her late mother's lingerie.

Not just any underwear either, this is an $1,800 pink bustier for and a white negligee for $1,000 that Anna Nicole Smith once wore during a photo shoot for Playboy magazine.

I can't wait until Larry bestows these treasures on his daughter.

Because that won't be creepy at all.

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