Your Drunk Girlfriend, Lily Allen

Okay, so, here's the "before" picture of Lily Allen at Glamour's Women of the Year Awards last night...

...and here's the "after" photo. Ms. Allen had a little too much of the bubbly at last night's event and had to be carried out to her car. Oy. I can practically hear the hiccuping sobs of, "I'm NOT drunk! God! I's just havzing a paaaarty. *burp* WOOOOOO! Heeey, can we go to White Castle? Waahhh, why don't you think I'm pretty? Oh, hold on...I think I'm gonna barf. If you were a real man you would HOLD MY HAIR BACK!" Well, hey...anything worth celebrating is worth celebrating right, wouldn't you say?

Lily's brother, Alfie, while not as intoxicated as his sister, had some trouble with that whole walking upright thing, as well.

Oof!

Ahem, all warnings about overindulging in the booze aside, I have to say that I think Lily looks absolutely adorable. I love her hair and those shoes and THAT DRESS. Admittedly, the decapitated Bambis took me a minute to warm up to, but now I want it with every fiber of my being.

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Comments

[mom2tbet]

That girl is a midnight train to Wreckville.

I'm waiting for PETA to get on her about her choice of fabric.

[Sonia]

Loving the dress minus the decaptitated bambis. That's more my husband's speed, and he refuses to wear pink.

[JP]

At least she didn't drive!

I like the style of the dress but probably would have gone with a tasteful material/print. I was going to say a more tasteful material but I don't think there's much taste to improve.

[missbanshee]

I love that dress. I want to marry every single decapitated Bambi on that dress. I want a million of that dresses little baby dresses.

[Liana]

Dude, forget the dress! Those SHOES are beautiful!

[rockle]

whoa ... those are DEER? i thought they were little fountain drinks or something. huh. dress is still cute, tho, oddly. and man, do i need to get me some of those shoes.

[Amalah]

At first I was like, "What IS that on her dress and why is it menstruating?" So after that, I guess the decapitated Bambis make a lot more sense.

[shelly]

Love the dress! I think she looks fab! I want to party with Lily!!!

[supertiff]

i get a little thrown off by all the pink, pink, pink, red (blood coming out of a bambi)...and then blue fingernails and shoes?

i mean, i like the shoes...and i don't mind the fingernails...
i just don't get them all as a whole.

ESPECIALLY the projectile bambi blood.

[UpstateKate]

Poor Lily. Last I knew she was pregnant and I just saw on Wikipedia that she misacrried in January. So sad.