Betsy Ross Bump Watch!

Ye olde tongues and wooden teeth are wagging in Philadelphia this morn, as our newly established freedom of the press has allowed the papers to finally print the question we've all been secretly pondering. Why IS Betsy Ross always hiding her stomach behind that grand olde flag?

The comely lady, once again obscuring her womb from the painter's prying brushes.

Ross with an unidentified male companion, shockingly close to canoodling distance.

"Her boobs don't look pregnant," says one source, though his breath was rank with distilled spirits and his wig haphazardly powdered.

Tis suspicious, we say! Apologies, Betsy, but Bump Watch 1776 has officially begun!