Catfight: Jen Aniston v. Kim Stewart

Bang a gong, it's on! I enjoy a good catfight. A friend of ours heads up the tour production for a number of artists, one of which is John Mayer, and there have been ... whispers of his playboy ways. I mean, one would have to be a playboy to date the walking VD lab experiment that is Kimberly Stewart. Before we delve into the latest kerfuffle, Let's rewind to last year when Stewart kicked off her feud with Aniston.

Stewart was quoted by various news outlets in discussing her now-nemesis: "I like her cause she’s, you know, homely. She obviously has to have something else. It’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything.”

I am pleased to give you a minute or two to enjoy the irony that is Kim Stewart calling anyone homely.

Fast-forward to Sunday at Mayer's concert in London's Hyde Park. When Stewart popped up in the backstage area' Aniston asked Mayer what she was doing there. Mayer explained that he knew Stewart from his clubbin' and whorin' days in L.A. (I refuse to say "they canoodled.") Stewart then tried to intimidate Aniston by standing on the opposite side of the stage, smiling smugly, taking photos of, and waving at Mayer. She was so ridiculous and disruptive that Mayer told his bodyguards to remove her "at all costs." She was escorted out while screaming: "Why doesn't he want me here? Is it because of her?"

MEOW!

Aniston's been taking some heat for this and labeled with a number of pejoratives, most notably, "insecure." You know what? Aniston's husband was stolen by a homanitarian who subsequently paraded around her new catch all over the world in the months after. Mayer is a recovering playboy. That's how it rolls in girl-dom. It's not insecurity; rather Stewart was pwned.