Catfight: Jen Aniston v. Kim Stewart

Bang a gong, it's on! I enjoy a good catfight. A friend of ours heads up the tour production for a number of artists, one of which is John Mayer, and there have been ... whispers of his playboy ways. I mean, one would have to be a playboy to date the walking VD lab experiment that is Kimberly Stewart. Before we delve into the latest kerfuffle, Let's rewind to last year when Stewart kicked off her feud with Aniston.

Stewart was quoted by various news outlets in discussing her now-nemesis: "I like her cause she’s, you know, homely. She obviously has to have something else. It’s not like she’s gorgeous or anything.”

I am pleased to give you a minute or two to enjoy the irony that is Kim Stewart calling anyone homely.

Fast-forward to Sunday at Mayer's concert in London's Hyde Park. When Stewart popped up in the backstage area' Aniston asked Mayer what she was doing there. Mayer explained that he knew Stewart from his clubbin' and whorin' days in L.A. (I refuse to say "they canoodled.") Stewart then tried to intimidate Aniston by standing on the opposite side of the stage, smiling smugly, taking photos of, and waving at Mayer. She was so ridiculous and disruptive that Mayer told his bodyguards to remove her "at all costs." She was escorted out while screaming: "Why doesn't he want me here? Is it because of her?"

MEOW!

Aniston's been taking some heat for this and labeled with a number of pejoratives, most notably, "insecure." You know what? Aniston's husband was stolen by a homanitarian who subsequently paraded around her new catch all over the world in the months after. Mayer is a recovering playboy. That's how it rolls in girl-dom. It's not insecurity; rather Stewart was pwned.

Comments

[b]

Why is she dating him??? ICK.

Kimberly Stewart is beyond boring. She needs a talent, a hobby, ANYTHING that will keep her occupied for the rest of eternity.

[Liana]

Hee hee. HOmanitarian. Hee.

Also, K Stewart need to get a life. Sheesh.

[Liana]

Yeah, I meant needS. I need some lunch.

[Amber]

I'm sorry, who is this person? I really have no idea who she is or why I should care.

[kristy]

I don't normally enjoy high-school-girl-behavior, but I say go Jen! I've yet to see one of Rod Stewart's spawn that doesn't need a good beat-down.

[AmyC65]

team Aniston all the way!

[chatty cricket]

YEAH Dana. HOmanitarian indeed.

So, Jennifer Aniston is homely? Then we're all screwed. Specially Kimbo.

[Sils]

I think it's pretty cool he had her removed.

I have a name for girls like that, it's WhoreFace.

[Erin]

Of course he had her removed!! He has to know how lucky he is that ANYONE, let alone Jennifer Aniston will touch him with a 10 foot pole after he was with Kimberley Stewart...Ew!

[BaltimoreGal]

We had a name for girls like her, too.
"Homewrecker."
Guys didn't date them, but they sure would sleep with them, and then the girlfriend would find out...

[Kim]

You'll say "kerfluffle" but not "canoodled?" Hee.

I would have had her removed too, and I'm not famous.

[Teri]

How is this a cat fight when it was Mayer who had her kicked out for disrupting his concert?

[Katie Kat]

You know, I seriously lost a little respect for Jen when I heard she was dating John Mayer... then I thought back to some of the asshole playboy types I thought I "loved." I guess after having Brad Pitt leave you, a little fun is called for. However, she's much too MATURE for some stupid "Lindsay-Lohan-type" of behavior.

ME-YOW!!!!!!!

[Amy]

I also have no idea who Kimberly Stewart is...someone please enlighten me! And yes, if Jen Aniston is homely....Lord help us all!

[West]

I see all of Jen old hags are here. Sorry chicks but Jen needs to get a real life. To be hitting 40 real fast and on some player tour. Jen looks desperate and pathetic trying to pull a Gwyneth Paltrow-except Gwyneth was not 40. Jen look stupid and insecure. Kim is in her 20s John range. Jen is the laughing stock in the media. Open your eyes and stop trying to make this work. Jen just look old and pathetic.

[DianaCLT]

Good grief. Jen old hags? I hardly think so, and no, I'm not a Jen hag by any means. In fact, I've been known to support the Brad and Angelina couplehood. But I still respect Jen as a human and as a woman that's had her heart broken.

That said, John Mayer is NOT in the 20s range. He is 31. Additionally, Jen maybe pushing 40, but how many of us would kill to look like her? I certainly wouldn't mind, and she's older than me by a few years. To call her old is rather silly - she's in better shape than a lot of women/girls 15-20 years younger. As far as being a laughing stock in the media - interesting, because I haven't heard about any of that, and I don't know anyone else that has, either. Desperate and pathetic? Stupid and insecure? Trying to pull a Gwyneth? I don't see that, either. Rather, I see a woman who is enjoying her single life and her womanhood. I have never seen Jen in the news, being anything or anyone other than Jen. Nothing wrong with that, IMHO.

[lmao]

Johns birthday is in Oct 16 1977 so he is 30. Johns concert venues, the average age is 20-30 and definitely not 39 almost 40. I believe Kim fits in that frenzy world more than Jennifer Aniston. I use to think Jen had class and would never be in mess like this funny how things change. Lets face it Jennifer looks kind of retarded at his venues. When you see Jen the age 40 sticks out like a sore thumb. I remember Gwyneth Paltrow latching on to Chris Martin then riding his tour bus. She seemed really desperate to. I read that Gwyneth said Apple was probably conceive in the back of Martins tour bus. Pretty sure Jen knows the story well. To me I see Jen as very desperate. I know you have read loads of other comments saying she looks desperate. Any man would be glad to have his own ho on the back of a tour bus to use when he got ready. That's what Jessica did to. Who knows may be Kim was back there once or twice. Sorry that don't make Jen any better than Kim. Jen is not going to be able to kick every female out of John's life. Jens every move seems to be the same move Jessica Simpson made. Eventually it will be the same end. The good thing is when it does happen the media will not be so sympathetic to Jen because we will all say "she should have known better than to mess with a player" I believe it will start to free Brad of Jen because you guys will tear John Mayer to pieces. Right now I'm not liking John Mayer at all anyway.

[Dana]

I usually find that the people who bitch about the age of women can't even get the young ones. She looks good for 40. I have to think that criticism otherwise is a sign of jealousy, or if you're a dude, admission that you swing for the other team.

Word.

[reagan]

Why are women so mean to each other? I hope she finds happiness and if it is him, so be it. She probably has pretty refined asshole radar by now. Maybe it is just a summer fling?