David Lee Roth Suffers Severe Allergic Reaction

Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop! David Lee Roth was pulled over by cops in Ontario in June for speeding. When they got to him, they realized that Diamond Dave was suffering from anaphylactic shock.

Roth has a nut allergy and somehow came into contact with one while driving. The story doesn't list the details, but I imagine he was eating something that was processed in shared facilities. My son has a nut allergy and we come across a lot of such products. It's such a pain.

Roth is fine, though I imagine the cops probably needed some time off to recover from being in the presence of such a luminary. Said one cop, "He was wearing a little silk scarf and flashy clothing."

Only David Lee Roth would speed while having an allergic reaction and wearing a little silk scarf and flashy clothing. In Ontario. There's something very wrong with that man. And I love it.