Endurance Test of the Day: How Many Minutes of Paris Hilton in Repo! The Genetic Opera Can YOU Watch?
My personal best was the 1:40 mark, but technically Paris doesn't show up until 0:54. So...I bet you can do better. Whether or not you'll want to, well...
The entire movie debuted just days ago at Comic Com and is about...um. A nightmarish and very neon future where everybody gets organ transplants on credit and they'll get repossessed if you don't make your payments and Paris Hilton shows up for some reason to sing. And writhe. And get some kind of drug shot up her vagina.
Clearly, she's really growing and stretching as a performer.
The inevitable YouTube footage of Paris' big number is after the jump.
I can only imagine what people will be throwing at the screen at midnight showings 50 years from now.
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Sadly to say, I made it through the whole thing.
Can I get some bleach and one of those ear cones now?
Posted by: The Muse | July 29, 2008 at 12:27 PM
I made it to 1:27. Maybe I could've made it through the whole thing if I had more than coffee in my system.
Screw 50 years from now -- can we throw things at the screen NOW?
("A little glass vial." "A little glass vial?" "A little glass vial!" AHHHHHHHHHHH)
Posted by: Maxine Dangerous | July 29, 2008 at 12:43 PM
For once, very happy to not have access to the UTubeness at work.
I can finish my day without trying to end it all now.
Posted by: Sprite's Keeper | July 29, 2008 at 12:51 PM
2:26. On mute. And now I have to scratch out my eyeballs.
Posted by: Alex | July 29, 2008 at 01:07 PM
Uh....what?
Okay, I saw the writhing but the singing? Not so much.
I'm glad I lived through that! It made my neck feel all twitchy-like.
Posted by: Liana | July 29, 2008 at 01:23 PM
uuuh...that...was...uncomfortable...
1:38 was all the shame i could take.
Posted by: bouncy | July 29, 2008 at 01:28 PM
0 seconds. I cannot even bear to begin.
Posted by: baltimoregal | July 29, 2008 at 02:15 PM
What the crap was that?
Posted by: Mary | July 29, 2008 at 02:57 PM
I made it all the way through. Somehow, I have a feeling this will be showing up in my nightmares. And...I feel dirty. Like when I used to watch something I knew I shouldn't be watching, and was worried I might get caught. I am confused.
Posted by: DianaCLT | July 29, 2008 at 05:10 PM
For a second I thought I cliked wrong and ended up in a marilyn manson video. Only with it on mute, tho.
Posted by: Tracy | July 30, 2008 at 10:05 AM
Sadly, I watched the whole thing... and then maybe wondered what happened next? ugh. I need to go shower now.
Posted by: Kari Weber | July 30, 2008 at 11:58 AM