Madonna Stands By Her Man. Literally.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are not - repeat, NOT - getting a divorce. Got that? Because she will cut you if you don't stop talking sh*t about her and that guy she leaves behind at the country house while she's off saving the world and buying orphans and handling the balls of major sports stars her husband.

I dunno. I mean, I know that gossip is unreliable and that not everything that you read about celebrities and celebrity couple is true blah blah blah and so all those stories about her hiring a divorce lawyer and and Guy hanging out at the country house, weeping and watching The Way We Were 'round the clock, and that whole thing with Alex Rodriguez and splitting up his marriage and Lenny Kravitz blah blah blah... I know that those stories could all have been totally bogus.

But for some reason I kinda don't buy it when she says, now, that there's no divorce, no way, they're totally happy, o look we can has Kabbalah and holed handz and all that.

I think it was that picture from last week, the one where she and Guy are holding hands after dinner or something. That leaves me unconvinced. Because, you know, that was not a picture of a happy couple. Granted, Madonna never looks happy - even when she's smiling she looks more like she's baring fangs - but still: she looked like she was clutching the hand of the Grim Reaper and none too facking happy about it.

That, and she was wearing satin dress shorts with, um, half-leg lace-trimmed Spanx on display underneath. Which is a sign of misery if I ever saw one.

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[Sils]

Are we sure they were spanx and not those short length leggings with the lace at the bottom that we all wore under shorts in early 90s? Just like Blossom?

Because, if leggings are back, they can't be far behind.

[sarahalyce]

"Are we sure they were spanx and not those short length leggings with the lace at the bottom that we all wore under shorts in early 90s? Just like Blossom?"

Dear God no! The leggings were bad enough! Please don't bring back the half-leggings-lacy combo thing. Ack, ew, ugh! Just don't do it!

PS: How wrong is it that I am WAY more horrified by that then "alleged" adultry??

[Linda]

She rocks! Madonna is #4 in a top 10 list for the most rich female celebs at http://www.weshow.com/top10/en/
I wanted to be in her shoes!

[rednexmama]

Um, not to be a total downer, but just because you're miserable doesn't mean you're getting a divorce. Every couple goes through tough times, and I'm guessing this particular flurry of gossip wouldn't help. But just because they aren't happy doesn't mean that they're done, either. Honestly, isn't THAT the kind of thing that pisses normal folk off? The idea that as soon as things get rocky, you just bail??? And yet, it's like the gossips are saying, "See. You're pissed. Time to jump ship! Get out, Madge!" Jeepers! Let me tell you, if someone was questioning my marriage every time I wore sheer lace-bottomed knee hose with a snotty look on my face... wait. What? Like we haven't all been there...

[Her Bad Mother]

But knee-hose AND hiring a divorce lawyer...?

[b]

Perhaps if she laid off the botox I might consider her expression when I determine her mood. As it stands, he always looks bored with her. Shocking.