Photo In Search Of A Caption: Madonna & Guy Ritchie

WINNAH! "Right, Madge. We need to talk. I will carry your knitting bag. I will ignore your terrifyingly veiny forearms. I will proclaim that it's adorable that you bite your nails to the bone. But I cannot, and will not, forgive the half-tights. My lawyer has the divorce papers in the mail." - Miss Banshee