Photo in Search of a Caption: Phoebe Price
This is what happened after Skeletor knocked up Ariel.
-DianaCLT
Amazing but possibly true, unless I'm having a Pregnancy Brain Moment, we have never once featured Phoebe Price on PISOAC. Please forgive us this glaring famewhore oversight, and please to provide us with your best caption goodness.
If you liked this post, please support us by sharing it:
« Does Jon & Kate Plus 8 Violate Child Labor Laws? | Main | JonBenet Ramsey's Dad Not Pervy Killer Say Police »
C'mon people guess why I show up at all these events that absolutely nothing to do with me. Hey look at ME!! ME!!! MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: JMomma | July 10, 2008 at 10:17 AM
They're always after me Lucky Charms!
Posted by: Amie | July 10, 2008 at 10:23 AM
A determined Phoebe Price has been lobbying for the role of Poison Ivy in the next installment of Nolan's Batman films by appearing at random events in costume.
When asked to comment, Nolan replied, "Ah, HEEEEELL NAW."
Posted by: Amber | July 10, 2008 at 10:53 AM
No caption, just a question.
Apparently I am hopelessly out of touch, but who IS that? I've never seen her or heard her name that I can recall.
Posted by: T | July 10, 2008 at 10:56 AM
T:
She's a totally cheesy D list fame-monger who dresses HORRIBLY! They make fun of her on Go Fug Yourself all the time- Hi-Larious!
Posted by: Lindsay | July 10, 2008 at 11:17 AM
T - she's just...one of those people who shows up everywhere, despite not really doing anything, claiming to be a model/actress and oh my lands, she wears crazy shit and has her own flock of paparazzi who photograph her holding tabloids that she's managed to get her photo in, usually in the Fashion Police/Worst Dressed pages.
Bitch is straight up kind of nuts and after awhile you have to sort of love her for it.
Posted by: Amalah | July 10, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Ariel the mermaid breaks up with her boy toy, ditches her tail, and shows the world where too much drankin' and smokin' will land a gal.
Posted by: Maxine Dangerous | July 10, 2008 at 11:47 AM
PAY ATTENTION PEOPLE! I AM WEARING RED AND GREEN AND IT'S NO WHERE NEAR CHRISTMAS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Posted by: b | July 10, 2008 at 11:48 AM
T- don't feel bad, I didn't know who she was either...
Posted by: Ami | July 10, 2008 at 12:16 PM
'You likey mai pale, ghostly leg? You likey?'
Posted by: Shamelessly Sassy | July 10, 2008 at 12:52 PM
Balloon shades. They're not just for windows anymore.
Posted by: Donna L. | July 10, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Lindsey Lohan, realizing far too late in her career, that people preferred the bright red hair.
Posted by: The Muse | July 10, 2008 at 01:06 PM
Phoebe Price decides to branch out and signs a contract with Bounce dryer sheets, whose slogan is "No more static cling!"
This is the "before" shot.
Posted by: Liana | July 10, 2008 at 01:33 PM
This is what happened after Skeletor knocked up Ariel.
Posted by: DianaCLT | July 10, 2008 at 01:38 PM
Thanks for the explanation. I'm sure that I will now be cursed with seeing her photo at every turn now that I can no longer live blissfully unaware.
As for the captions: Hilarious! Skeletor and Ariel HAHAHAHA
Posted by: T | July 10, 2008 at 02:48 PM
DianaCLT FTW!
Posted by: missbanshee | July 10, 2008 at 03:04 PM
Ariel, if you're looking for a way to branch out of the Princess line, this may be the way to do it.
Posted by: Sprite's Keeper | July 10, 2008 at 03:32 PM
My fire crotch. Let me show you it.
Posted by: DENISE | July 10, 2008 at 04:45 PM
If Bai Ling and Carrot Top had offspring.
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | July 10, 2008 at 05:12 PM
What Nicole Kidman might look like if she didn't shoot up botox everyday.
Posted by: JellyBean | July 10, 2008 at 05:42 PM
Wikipedia definition of Pathetic Attention Whore With Really Bad Clothes And No Discernible Talent (or Job) At All: Phoebe Price
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 10, 2008 at 06:47 PM
"Wouldn't you think...I'm a girl...a girl who has...EVERYTHING???"
Posted by: Jenny | July 10, 2008 at 08:26 PM
Celebrity A List = FAIL
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 11, 2008 at 04:18 AM
I'm the green fairy!
Posted by: diamondcait | July 11, 2008 at 09:33 AM
You put your right foot in...you take your right foot out....
Posted by: JMomma | July 11, 2008 at 10:16 AM