Totally Unsubstantiated Rumor Of The Day: Angie Gave Birth!

In France! To twins! Just as we knew it would happen!

Who knows if this is true or not - a French magazine is reporting that the twins were born this morning (which, means what for North American time? Last night?). It also claims to have a 'world exclusive' on the news, which immediately makes me doubt the story, because, please. Like UsWeekly and People and all the other big guns aren't circling the compound with offers of multi-trillion dollar donations to Malaysian orphanages in exchange for 'world exclusives' on anything and everything related to the event, which is, after all, almost as significant as the Second Coming of the Messiah, yanno?

So, yeah - let's just call this one 'unconfirmed,' shall we?

 

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