Friday Eye Candy: Sparkly Vegetarian Vampire Edition

I know. I have amply communicated my adoration for vampire hotties in this space. But! That was just Angel and Spike! Now there's Edward.

Mmmm, Edward.

(Just so as you all know, I have it on good authority that there is nothing creepy about lusting after a teenage vampire. He is, after all, nearly 100 years old. It's only his body that is 17. So. Totally above board.)

(Also, for the record, all y'all MamaPop goth-cougars drooling all over your dog-eared Twilights: I SAW HIM FIRST.)

Where was I? Oh yes. TWILIGHT HOTTIES.

Yeah. Never mind that Bella chick. Edward NOM NOM NOM.

(Which is to say, I think that Robert Pattinson is well-cast as Edward. I dare you to disagree with me.)

(No really: I DARE YOU.)

Right? I mean, because, seriously.

This guy was also considered as a possible Edward, apparently:

I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating freshly hunted mountain lion, but I still prefer RPattz.

Apparently they also considered this guy:

Nope. MOAR RPATTZ PLZ.

What's that? You want some love for Team Jacob? Oh, all right...

The guy they cast as Jacob is much too young for inclusion here - he looks, like, twelve - so let's just imagine other possibilities, shall we?

Or...

These might be the same guy, I think. Dunno. I'm not a Team Jacob girl by any stretch, but still: WEREWOLF HOT.

(Sorry. SHAPE-SHIFTER HOT. Jacob isn't a werewolf. That I know this demonstrates conclusively that I am a sorry geek with way too much time on her hands.)

So. Who would be in your dream Twilight cast? Or, if the Twilighters leave you cold - what, you don't like sparkly vampires? - then who would you cast in *your* dirty vampire luuurve story?