Apparently Megan Fox Wasn't Getting Enough Attention

*sigh*

I hesitate to even write about this because it is such an obvious ploy to get attention, but Megan Fox (it's okay, I didn't recognize her name either. She is the girl from the "Transformers" movie. You know, the one shot in what seemed to be Panavison who always looked damp.) told  GQ Magazine that she had a lesbian affair with a stripper.

Lesbians and straight men all over the world get excited and Megan just hopes that this will get her some press.

I guess it is working. Somehow I find myself writing about her.

No, this is good for her. I think maybe she didn't see herself as being perceived as dirty enough so she wants us all to picture her with a lesbian stripper.

I guess all that slutty slutty sex stuff worked for Angelina Jolie. It scored her Brad Pitt and legitimate movie roles. Oh, sure, it is easy to forget about all that Billy Bob Thornton, blood drinking, sex in public thing now isn't it?

Maybe some day Megan Fox can adopt a gazillion poor children and we'll forget about this too, but in the meantime I just lost respect for GQ, (srsly, I thought the story was from Maxim. It seemed like that level of trashy.) myself (for writing about it) and Megan Fox. I don't care if she likes women, I am fine with that. I don't even really care if she likes strippers, they make money for a reason. I just find it distasteful that she felt the need to tell the world about it in such a blatant attempt to get people talking about her.

Mission accomplished Megan. I hope you feel good about yourself.

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