Britney and Justin to Record a Duet

 

YOU GUYS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

It means that Britney and Justin are going to get married and have babies, wear matching denim outfits again, and live happily ever after because he's forgiven her for ever cheating on him with that halfwit backup dancer as he's seen just how much she has suffered and punished herself for her mistake! He's gonna be all [in falsetto] "Britney girl, I know you cried me a river and everything but I'm back girl, and you're my lady." And Britney will cover him with Cheeto kisses.

I am KIDDING. She's reformed! Er, reforming! She look healthy, her weave isn't hanging off her head, she's seeing her kids again and most importantly, she's kicked the giant walking, rapping genital wart that is Kevin Federline to the curb. America loves a comeback!

All of this because the pair have finally reunited to record a duet on her latest album. This is the second attempt at making this happen; initially Timbaland set up a recording session for her a year ago, the result of which was to be a duet with Timberlake (damn there's a lot of Timber people) but Britney never showed up to cut anything which left Timbaland a little flummoxed.

It's a different story now. Spears apparently wrote the song, as she's reportedly done with the majority of her new material and calls it her "best material ever"; Timberlake heard it, liked it, and has been giving Spears a "positive response." Which means he's still totally in love with her OMG wedding bells!

Not that I don't like Jessica Biel at all, I mean, the girl WAS in "Blade 3" and I'm all about vampires these days. Timberlake has said that he "only wants friendship" from Spears. Fine, Justin. Go on and wreck the American dream. Whatever. Don't be the prince and princess of pop.

I'm crossing my fingers that they perform together or do something at the VMAs.