My Super-Eloquent Review of "Hamlet 2"

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

HAAAAAAAA! HA HA!

OMG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

In summary, "Hamlet 2" is an over-the-top, satirical look at ego, censorship, drama class freaks, blasphemy, musical theater, celebrity, men on roller skates who fall down a lot, arts education in America and getting raped in the face, a little bit, sometimes. It's smart, stupid, smutty and I CAN'T GET THAT DAMN SEXY JESUS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD EEEEEEEE. I loved it.

If you haven't seen the uncensored red-band trailer, check it out. (NSFW language.)