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Heidi Montag Pregnant? (Hold Me?)

Oh god, please let this not be true. Oh god oh god oh god.

Ahem. SO! Apparently there's a big to-do, hub-bub, and brouhaha developing over some photos taken of Speidi last evening. Behold:

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Baby bump? Or just the by-product of too much chow at Mr. Chow's? Discuss.

PS: I added a new MamaPop category in honor of this post, "Signs Of The Apocalypse." Just thought I'd share that.






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Tracy

Wasn't there a rumor going around earlier in the year that they were going to fake a pregnancy to get press?

ndc

She is so into her image, I can't imagine that she developed a beer gut. and it would be just like them to wear an outfit that may show a belly bump just to get their names in the tabloids again. dear god let this be false!

Suzy Q

Holy fucking moly! If this is true, then the Antichrist has been conceived.

Just...gah.

Maxine Dangerous

Someone needs to lay off the Doritos. Oh, and sex with Spencer Pratt.

AmyH

It couldn't be. No way. That would go against her morals. They aren't married yet.

Liana

I'm thinking it's either a smidge of bloating or over-eating.
She doesn't understand that tight clothing is not always best for every occasion.

I am also refusing to believe that those two have possibly conceived another poor, unfortunate human being. I simply Re-FUSE.

amanda

My fingers are crossed that it's constipation.

sweetney

constipation: FINGERS CROSSED!

sweetney

constipation: FINGERS CROSSED!

Irma

Never mind the bump, why does her left boob look like a little fist is coming out of it?

Denise

Who is she and why is she famous?
[I do know who she is, but do not know why she's famous. The same holds true for the Kardashsisishsan family.]

Kathleen

Having just experienced my third miscarriage, this would send me over the edge. I can't live in a world where Speidi has spawned. Please don't be true!

Sonia

Yeah, I think she just needs to take a big dump.





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