Nikki Blonsky and the Hillbilly Slapfight with Bianca Golden

Nikki Blonsky, the 19-year-old better known as Tracy Turnblatt from the "Hairspray" remake, is speaking for the first time about the no-holds-barred hillbilly throwdown that apparently took place between herself, her father, "America's Next Top Model" contestant Bianca Golden, and Golden's mother.

Before the jump, may I just point out that Ozark can happen anywhere?

Golden says that she and her father are "destroyed" by the incident and continues: ""The hardest part for me is to see my parents walk around in severe upset and sadness."

Riotous!

The fight went down in a Caribbean airport and started because so-and-so was saving seats and both girls allege that the other shouted racial epithets. Both girls say the other threw the first punch. Golden's mother ended up in the hospital with her injuries. Golden alleges that Blonsky also kicked her mother in her cash and prizes.

The trio - Blonsky, Golden, and Carl Blonsky - are up on assault charges.

I don't know about you, but I'm sick of these goofy Z-listers bickering and going on Tyra. One acronym will solve all of our troubles: UFC.

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[Missie]

"...Ozark can happen anywhere?"

That is going to be my new go-to phrase when someone acts like a Jerry Springer Show guest. (especially since I lived in Springfield MO for four months and witnessed full-fledged Ozark firsthand.)

[atheists eat fish]

I love your catch phrase. Hilarious.