Heroes Season 3: Same as the Second but a Little Bit Louder and a Little Bit Worse

The first season of Heroes was so good. We missed it when it was actually on television so we Neflixed it.

(I maintain that Netflixed is totally a word.)

I could not get the next red envelope fast enough. I was intrigued. The show held my attention and it seemed well thought out and different than other shows.

It seemed fascinating how everything slowly fit together. The characters were likable (except Syler and Niki). It was simple. Save the cheerleader. Save the world.

Then there was last season. Sure, it pretty much sucked, but there were still interesting aspects. The characters were rounding out a little bit. Everyone had two sides. Yes, the acting was considerably worse, yes it was even harder to maintain my suspension of disbelief but I still set my TiVO to record the third season.

Then - the third season.

*SPOILER ALERT*

Season 3 blows goats. What the fuck? You can tell Claire is bad when she has brown hair and wears leather?

Syler is occasionally good, but he was given up for adoption when his mother tried to kill him, but now she is using him to get her way? Niki is dead, but Ali Larter is still around playing a triplet or quad of hers? Sure, she is beautiful but Ali Larter's acting gets worse every single day.

Mohinder Suresh is The Fly? Half the plot points are ripped off from LOST.

And my favorite part - Mr. Petrelli came back to life. That doesn't even make sense. Not that the rest of it does, but DUDE.

I could go on and on, but if you have read this far you know what I mean. It is one huge sack of crap and there is not one person on the show that I want to be friends with.

Listen up Tim Kring. I am done with Heroes. Done. I cannot take another evening of headaches from rolling my eyes for an hour straight.