Madonna to Bring Britney and Justin Together Onstage Tonight?

*UPDATED BELOW!

BE STILL MY HEART.

Metro Dick Clark, a.k.a. Ryan Seacrest, announced on his radio station yesterday morning that he "has got word" that Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake will appear onstage together to Madonna's show tonight at Dodger Stadium. Justin will moonwalk, Madonna will do that weird move where she bends her knees and fans her legs like butterfly wings, and Britney will slurp down a Starbucks' frapp.

I kid! I am so down with Team Britney right now because I'm pinning my hopes on her being the new Comeback Kid.

I am hoping that the performance will be lip-synced, because the out of the trio, Timberlake is the only person who can sing live without sounding like an off-key bit actor from "To Wong Foo: Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar."

I would really enjoy the performance if, after being brought out, Justin and Britney (in matching denim outfits) lock eyes and start pouring their hearts out to each other onstage while talking with their hands a lot. Madonna will be all 'roided out and still bitter and enraged that Guy Ritchie wouldn't allow her to hack off his testicles; thus she will close the show by dismembering the prince and princess of pop in a fit of jealous rage as the curtain falls.

Someone please get that on Youtube. We'll let you know if and when the Brit-Brit, Just-Just reunion happens.

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*UPDATE: OMG, the rumors were so right! Sort of. Both Britney ad Justin appeared onstage with Madonna, but ... seperately.

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