Michael Jackson Converts to Islam

That's fine, dude, but you still seem like a total kid-toucher. The Sun reports that Michael Jackson has broken with the Jehovah's Witnesses to become Muslim. They announced it with the headline: "The Way You Mecca Me Feel," and because I am so easily amused without coffee I laughed for a good two minutes.

Guess I can't say that I'm surprised, I mean, he has been walking around dressed as a Muslim woman for some time now:

Jackson was reportedly brought to the religion by Phillip Bubal and David David Wharnsby, a producer and songwriter respectively, who have been helping him with his work. They summoned an Imam and Jackson declared his belief and is now renamed Mikaeel. Mikaeel Jackson.

Totally random conversation:
MJ: "Hi little boy! Would you like to come play at my house?"
BOY'S MOM: "Um, no. NO. You're Michael Jackson."
MJ: "No, I'm Mikaeel Jackson. Mikaeel. Completely different guy."

He now prays to Mecca at the home of some dude who was in Toto and is celebrating his conversion with Cat Stevens/Yousef Islam.

Does Jackson think that this will somehow help him in his defense against Prince Abdulla Al-Khalif of Bahrain who's suing Jackson because MJ allegedly shafted him?

Also, is there anyone else who cannot look at Jackson's Play-Doh nose because doing so makes them feel queasy? Just, dude. Stop.

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[DianaCLT]

"Guess I can't say that I'm surprised, I mean, he has been walking around dressed as a Muslim woman for some time now"

I was thinking the same thing! Will he dress as a traditional Muslim man? Or wear the same burqa-type (sp?) attired he's been wearing for years anyway?

[Karina in T.O]

Seriously?? Islam actually took him?? No high up Islamic cleric was like "no, no sir, not in OUR house you don't!" I mean, as far as religions go, Islam does seem a bit on the conservative side.......