Heidi Montag's Mother Thinks Speidi Wedding Is As Much Of A Sham As We Do

Well here's one to file under "No doy, dude." Heidi Montag's mother thinks Spencer "What A" Pratt conjured up the fake wedding that has led to the fake marriage of the two fakest people in all the lands and sea and air. But there's MOAR!

Dudes, Heidi's mom is quoted as saying "It wouldn't surprise me if he (Pratt) had her drugged."

WHOA. Now this is getting serious.

Here's the full quote from Us Magazine's interview:

"He's manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi," Darlene Egelhoff, 46, told Us in an exclusive interview from her home in Crested Butte, Colorado the day after Montag, 22, blew off Thanksgiving with her family to stay with Pratt in Cabo San Lucas., the site of her Nov. 20 elopement. "I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged."

"Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life," Egelhoff tells Us. "I've been honest with Heidi, and it's caused our relationship to decline. I'm more devastated about that than the marriage, because I'm confident the marriage won't work out." [...]

So how long does she give their marriage?

"Six months," she says.

Now we here at MamaPop clearly have no problem at ALL calling Spencer Pratt a douche, douchebag, bag o' douche, doucherific, etc., but this is a serious quote. Unless this is all some sort of conspiracy to make the world's best (worst?) reality soap opera and it turns out that EVERYONE is in on it, and Erica Kane gets stabbed again and OMG Aiden and Annie were in cahoots and whoa, we're not talking about my stories here, are we.

Is Heidi THAT easily manipulated? Is she really on the outs with her own mother because of SPENCER EFFING PRATT? Spencer "You can call me a" Pratt, who treated his wife's mom like CRAP on NATIONAL TELEVISION and no one slugged him? And yeah, we all know that the marriage, if you can even call it that, will last mere nanoseconds, but giving Egelhoff the benefit of a doubt that she's hopefully not just being overdramatic, could Spencer "I Can't Come Up With Another Nickname Cause I'm So Nauseated" Pratt be slipping Heidi happy pills to keep his Barbie doll quiet? The mind, she is boggled.

But, of course, much like the song that never ends, this is the story that never ever ever ends, yes it goes on and on my friend, and we will continue Speidi Watch 2008 until they both get beamed back to their home planet (please.)

I don't even know how to end this post, I'm so grossed out. It's like I need something to cleanse the palate, a virtual sandcastle in the sand to ease my troubled mind after talking about the antichrist for Jeebus knows how many paragraphs.

OH! I KNOW!!!!!

 

There, don't you feel better now?

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Comments

[Leslie in Toronto]

NPH!! NPH!!!!! Yay!

Speidi?? Booo!!!

[rednexmama]

Clearly kind of unrelated, but if you had a mom that smokin' at 46 why in the royal sweet sassafrass would you screw with nature with that much plastic surgery???!?! Holy hell, woman! Trust me! It would've all turned out ok! BLARGH!

[amalah]

The Naked Man!!

Seriously, I am starting to think this IS all some kind of crazy social experiment like you said -- a fictional soap opera being played out as real, blurring lines between TV and the media and some such.

It's like an Alternate Reality Game for the gossip set, only with less anagrams and more boobs.

[Erin]

I am starting to be a little afraid of that guy. It used to be funny (in a sad way), but I really think he is Eee-vihl.
Has anyone confirmed that either of them are actually human?

[Bridget]

oh the naked NPH so made it better. ^_^
have you seen doctor horrible's sing along blog yet? if not watch the magic!

[indycitygirl]

NUM NUM NUM,nekkid NPH makes indycitygirls mind happy,makes the scary fake plastic peeples go byebye!! Spencer and Heidi need to be bitchslapped with a hockey stick

[DodiM]

That bitch has a BIRKIN? Life is so unfair.

Oh, and it's fate that his last name is PRATT.