Courtney Love Trying to Get Her Cracktastic Hands on Robert Pattinson
Imagine waking up and reading that a character from Halloweentown is alive in the physical world and is after you.
That is Robert Pattinson's nightmare right now.
Whenever I read an article about Courtney Love, I wonder what the inside of her mind looks like. I found it on Youtube:
Love's daughter, Frances Bean, joined legions of women when she fell in love with Pattinson after seeing him in "Twilight." Love is said to be fascinated with British life and wants to educate Bean in Britain and as Pattinson is so quintessentially English, Love approves.
The difference between Frances Bean and all the other women is that all these other women don't have a whacked-out mother who will seriously kidnap a person. I used to like Love, back when she still wrote music and cleaned herself up and didn't pop up in tabloids looking like she just sucked on some hot spoons in haste.
And seriously - what is with these stars' fascination with all things British? Madonna? Love? They're just like us, except without a Wal-Mart.
Conclusion: RUN, ROBERT, RUN.
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Iz time to be going after her with pitchforks nao? Y/Y? Kthxbai!
Posted by: JennC | January 19, 2009 at 07:15 PM
We even have Wal-Mart! -- it's just called ''Asda'' on the foggy island.
Posted by: Carm | January 19, 2009 at 11:26 PM
Right, b/c Rob (or anyone for that matter) is REALLY gonna want c. love as a mom-in-law.
sorry frances- your mom's gonna ruin dating for you!
letterstorob.com
Posted by: UnintendedChoice | January 20, 2009 at 09:40 AM
This seriously scares the crap out of me. Shivers up my spine scary. Kid from The Ring scary.
Posted by: Alison | January 20, 2009 at 01:06 PM