Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer: Over. Again.

So, they met, the rumors swirled, the rumors were confirmed, the world kind of groaned at the confirmed rumors but also kind of crossed its fingers that this would work because, lord, Jen could really use some good relationship press and a little less of America's pity, wouldn't you say? She's far too flawless for our collective sympathy. But, well, they seem to have broken up for the second time, and although John hasn't held an odd public press conference out front of his gym, a "source" does say Mayer was the dumper, just weeks after the two walked the red carpet together at the Oscars.

After a year of on-again-off-again togetherness, the relationship is over. Again. For now. We'll see. Who knows. Who cares? (OK, fine, I totally care. I JUST WANT HER TO BE HAPPY.) Apparently there have been disagreements and conflicts between the two recently. (Perhaps over who John really loves more: himself or ... himself.)

Another "source" has this to say of the break-up: "Jen is moving on with her life like she always does. She seems happy." Which, COME ON, is not really helping the press pity her any less. The "source" may as well have said, "She was dumped by someone who never deserved her in the first place and the poor girl CANNOT CATCH A BREAK, OMG!" I'm sure that same source will leak that she's calling Brad at 3 a.m., drunk and in tears.

Seriously, I'm not sure if the media will really be happy if she's ever in a solid, doesn't-make-us-scratch-our-heads-in-confusion relationship. Thankfully -- well, for them -- I see this couple getting back together in a month. And then breaking up a few months after that. In short, there's plenty of head scratching ahead.

Comments

[jodifur]

I've always been against "getting back together." I feel like you break up for a reason and when you break up you forget that and only remember the good stuff and then you get back together and its bad again.

And Jon Mayer always seemed like a womanizer. But what do we know?

[Lee]

Good. I couldn't stand them any way. Jen can do better than that douche bag.