Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson Lose Bet - Eat Dog Biscuits

I read on D-Listed that Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson had to eat dog treats on TV.

That's right. You heard me.

They ate dog biscuits. (Still schilling Marley and Me? Didn't that go straight to DVD?)

It seems that they were on a German variety show and there was a bet about if a woman could identify which one of her dogs she was hearing drinking soup... I don't know. The whole thing sounds like one of Perez Hilton's opium dreams.

If you care to read the story People.com has the explanation here.

Dude.

Jennifer Aniston ate dog treats on television? And it wasn't even for one of her $1 million episodes of "Friends"?

I don't mean to hate, but she was married to Brad Pitt and now she is eating dog biscuits on a German Talk Show with Owen Wilson for a bet she didn't even lose?

(Oh yes, she thought the woman could name which dog was drinking soup.)

How the mighty have fallen.

Below: Aniston thinking " 'Wetten, dass..' I should have looked up what that meant in English before I agreed to do this gig. I am going to fucking kill my agent. And maybe Wilson. That douche liked the dog treats. I seriously hope there is no waiting period to buy a gun in Germany because I am going to fuck some shit up around here. I was MRS. BRAD PITT for fucks sake."

At least she looked pretty.

Comments

[Hilary]

HAHAHA - It didn't occur to me as a "mighty have fallen" situation until I read this but indeed, it seems wrong. And seriously is it possible she gets prettier as she ages?! Like that's fair.

[Alyce]

I certainly wouldn't ever choose to eat a dog biscuit, but they aren't that gross. Mostly flour and salt and odd flavorings. My brother bet me money (likely a whole dollar) to take a bite of one once. I lived. I wasn't mighty, but even if I had been, I wouldn't have considered myself "fallen."

Also, Marley & Me has made like $140mil at the box office, and was in the #1 spot for a couple weeks in the row. It doesn't really qualify as "direct to video" material.

[Ted]

That's what this old dog should eat...What's the problem.
She is always trying to throw her legs in the air.

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

Alyce,

Yes, I understand the movie made a lot of money. I just don't understand why.

[Alyce]

Sarah- I'm crazy. I have no idea why I even commented on this. Apparently I had my panties in a bunch about something and trotted over here in a pissy mood. I didn't even see that movie. I could care less who ate what on whichever weird German TV shows (I followed the link to people.com and saw that the host of the show is like the perfect mix of the guys from Hall & Oates - sweet!).
Anywhoozle. You're delightful. I'm sorry.