This Post is About a Stripper in a Video

Okay, now that I've got your attention, this is really about a woman who goes to her high school reunion.  Feeling a little tricked?  Think how that woman's classmates must feel, since she actually sent a stripper in her place and then got the whole thing on tape. Alright, you got your stripper and your video so quit yer whining.

Growing up in the wealthy enclave of Palos Verdes in Southern California, Andrea Wachner, a drama student, always felt out of place among the BMW and Mercedes crowd and was not looking forward to her 10-year reunion. So she sent tattooed, fishnet-wearing exotic dancer Cricket to pose as her. Wachner rented a hotel room directly above the ballroom where the reunion was taking place and she fed information to Cricket through an earpiece. The whole thing was filmed as part of Wachner’s documentary, “I Remember Andrea.”  Stay tuned for the documentary being made by her duped former classmates, “I Fucking Hate Andrea.”

To bolster her story, Cricket as Andrea told guests that she had reconstructive surgery and suffered from amnesia. Turns out there was some truth to the story, according to ABC News:

It wasn't completely unbelievable, because some had already heard that the real-life Wachner was in an accident after high school -- her car was totaled and she had been injured, but she had never suffered from amnesia. Most of them had not seen or talked to Wachner since high school, but many found her new profession suspect: Cricket as Andrea said she was working as a stripper to help pay her graduate school tuition.

The ruse apparently worked, as many classmates hugged and carried on with Wachner as if she were an old friend.  Only after hotel security busted up the soiree because of Cricket’s dirty dancing did the hoax come to light and even then one of Wachner’s former classmates, after asking where the real Andrea was, said to Cricket, “I like you better.” Ouch.

You gotta feel for some of her classmates.  Here they were, enjoying their dinner of overcooked chicken and watching their friends getting down with their bad selves to 'Jungle Boogie' and 'YMCA' and then along comes a stripper who takes off her clothes and starts gyrating and flashing her hoo-hoo.

Hear that?  It's the sound of thousands of men furiously logging on to Classmates.com and desperately trying to find out when their next high school reunion is.

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Comments

[blackeyedgurl]

Now why didn't I think of that? Granted we still ahven't had a formal HS reunion, instead a bunch of ppl who hung out together in HS and still hang out today all went to a bar for our 10 year. Whoo-to-the-hoo.

Wow, I wish I had thought of this, cos really no one would have suspected a damn thing, they would have just figured I grew up to be just as slutty as I was in HS. Wait. Did I just say that?

[Accidental Housewife]

bahaha! My comment was about sending a nun in my even before I read the end of your comment! What does that say about what I was in HS??? Seriously, though, a nun would be awesome.