Friday Eye Candy: Summer Blockbuster Edition

I don't know if you noticed, but there've been some big movies opening recently. I think that it's that time of year.

And I think that it's shaping up to be, you know, EYECANDYTASTIC.

I mean, seriously. Wolverines are hot.

As are Vulcans.

And priests. (Do I go to hell for saying that? It's Ewan McGregor. If they didn't want me to have impure thoughts, they should NOT have cast Ewan McGregor.)

(Although maybe this is just more evidence that Ron Howard hates Catholics. You know, bring down the Church by means of turning its authority figures into sex objects. Next up: Clive Owen as the Pope. Or maybe Neil Patrick Harris? Or Paul Rudd! Role Models II: Meet The Vatican!)

(Machiavelli would be proud.)

(But I digress.)

Terminator-era revolutionaries are also hot, I suppose, although I'm still a bit uncomfortable about Christian Bale's temper. This is him talking to one of the assistant directors, for example. I'm not sure I'm okay with that.

Still, though: HOT.

(As always, leave your suggestions in the comments. For the record, though, I don't consider The Hannah Montana Movie a blockbuster. Keep that in mind.)

Comments

[daniloth]

"Machiavelli would be proud."

GIGGLE. And also SNORT. Catherine, you are just hilarious.

Can I nominate Chris Pine (new Captain K)? I was never a fan of Shatner's original (although I am a fan of Shatner himself), but Pine made me more than willing to paint MY skin green, if it means I could get him into his skivvies.

[shine]

Ryan Reynolds in Wolverine...yum.

Damn Christian Bale for being in a Terminator movie, which now I'm going to have to go see. I had to break up with him today because of it.

[indycitygirl]

If Ewan were a priest,my arse would be back in the church ASAP!!

[Tanis Miller]

You are so prejudiced against Billy Ray Cyrus and the mullet.

Expand your beauty boundaries. Think of the possibilities.

It'll boggle your achey-breaky-heart.