Friday Eye Candy: Thursday Edition (Now With More Boob!)

I've been thinking a lot about boobs lately. Mostly because my own boobs - having done their noble child-nurturing duty - have disappeared. So, yeah. Been thinking about boobs.

Salma Hayek's, for example. She's got a pretty epic rack. All the more epic for the fact that it's natural. Fake boobs aren't all that interesting, if you ask me. 

I mean: SERIOUSLY.

Susan Sarandon also has some pretty awesome boobage.

So does Penelope Cruz.

And Kate Winslet.

Cynthia Nixon's boobs are all the more gorgeous for the fact that they beat cancer.

All I want to know from Sophia Loren is a) where does she buy her bras, and b) what brand of olive oil does she smear those puppies with? Assuming, that is, that she in fact uses olive oil as a boobsturizer and not, say, the blood of male Sicilian virgins.

And Queen Latifah? She may have the most epic boobs of all time. They could draw moons into their orbit. They are - she is - spectacular.

I have a sudden urge to go bury my face in some pillows.

And not to soothe my self-esteem. Well, mostly not.

Comments

[michele]

ha! those are all some nice ta-tas! and damn sophia! hers are defying gravity at this point. and salma has always been one of my favs.

sorry your boobs have taken such a beating. you may hold it against your kids for the rest of your life!

[Her Bad Mother]

Hold *them* against them, literally.

[ljpock]

Yea for a great booby FEC!

I think what makes a good rack is when the complete the package. I don't mind if they're fake if they look like they are part of the package and not some odd globes (ala Posh) that merely hover around your frame.

[Sally Says]

Five years after weaning my youngest, I've finally accepted the sad state of my boobs. I'm not gonna lie - there have been days when I wished I had taken a picture of them in their glory days.

[Adelas]

Totally, completely heterosexual woman that I am, I still can't not look at the bewbies. I may or may not entertain thoughts about whether they're squeezable, too.

Pregnant with #2, I'm enjoying the re-poof-age of my own. [gratuitous cleavage shot included in my last blog post, actually] And this time, I'm gonna get pictures while they're engorged because last time, DAMN GINA, they (visibly) rocked the world [although they hurt like... well, really bad]. Have a feeling I'll only have this one more chance to see them like that. *sigh*

[Adelas]

Well that's just plain silly. I referred to my blog because the form asked for a URL, and then it didn't bother linking it. Including link here just because I'm sure none of you know where my blog IS and it's kind of a tease to mention photos and not actually link to them.
http://daily-della.blogspot.org

[steff]

I LOVE that you did this post. As a woman, I have always admired a sweet set of boobies. I mean, why not? Just wanted to add an honorable mention here though. Meg White from the White Stripes has QUITE an enviable rack. She rarely shows them off but just recently i saw a pic of her in a low cut white dress & her girls looked divine!

http://www.morethings.com/music/white_stripes/photos/meg_white232.jpg

[shine]

Those HAD to be pregnant Salma Hayek boobies. Right? Also, I have a mad girl crush on Salma Hayek.

[Martha]

Well done! This is the first FEC I've been excited over (and I do love the mens).

But where is Christina Hendricks (Joan from Mad Men)? She has a body that even puts Salma and Latifah to shame! Or at least is even competition :)

[Karina in T.O]

As much as I love Salma....she has had surgery. Old pics of her are not as voluminous, no where near. But they are still outstanding. And Sofia Loren is a goddess, period! My favourite pic of all time is when she's giving Jayne Mansfield the evil eye at that Oscar dinner, where Jaynes ample bosum is all over the place! As if Sofia has anything to worry about! lol

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2007/11/29/loren_mansfield.jpg

And I totes agree with Martha --Christina Hendricks is fabulous and curvy, she totally needs a little credit for her assets too.

[Sarah]

I love that Latifah got a reduction and her rack still looks so full and amazing! Woot for this FEC! (although I think women should love their boobies and their bodies regardless of the size) :)

[teh Duchess]

I'm pretty sure those are Salma either during or immediately post-pregnancy, so they were actually au naturale. During her pregnancy there were a TON of paparazzi pics where, as a large-chested woman muhself, it literally hurt my back even to look at the pics. They were like... Watermelons. Owww... http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070827/salma_hayek.jpg

[indycitygirl]

There is nothing wrong being a straight girl coveting a nice rack of boobiechichis.I am just a bit sad that mine alas are going to be in the national geographic pages soon if they dont stop going south

[sweetsalty kate]

I showed this post to my husband and he said it made him feel like he wanted to bury his face in two lifeless pancakes. Handy, that.

[DianaCLT]

Actually, if one were to move the cursor over your name in the previous post, they can then see your link. ;)

[avonlea]

Now I want to go bury my face in some pillows too!

[Miss Grace]

Allow me to direct you to Boob Emancipation, the greatest blog idea since sliced bread. Is sliced bread a blog yet? It totes should be.

www.boobemancipation.com

[JenB]

Fabulous. I love all of those boobs as well. Yay boobs!