Shirtless Vampire Thursday
Okay, so I've devoted TWO Thursday afternoon posts already to shirtless True Blood promo photos. It's clearly time to change things up a little. Develop some new hobbies, outside interests.
Baby steps, people. It's a process.
A whole slew of shirtless kissy-kissy photos from the set of New Moon have been...released? Leaked? Willed into existence by devotees of Cullenism? Who knows.
The weird dots, which I assume have something to do with the post-production vamparkles, are a little distracting, and not the good kind of distraction like in that photo of Salma Hayek a couple posts down, but.
Still.
GAH.
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I think I am the only one in the world who hasnt seen the movie or read the books but its on my list I swear...I feel like some cradlerobbing perved out old lady when I see this but he is cute
Posted by: indycitygirl | May 28, 2009 at 03:06 PM
Oh, Sparklepires, how I love the CGI Insert Sparkle Here Dots.
Posted by: Just Shireen | May 28, 2009 at 03:47 PM
SQUEEEEEEE!
Posted by: Alex | May 28, 2009 at 03:57 PM
Indycitygirl- he's totally legal.
I think that probably made me sound even more perverted, but if loving those photos is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: Raven | May 28, 2009 at 03:58 PM
um. YUM you guys. YUM.
Posted by: Rachel | May 28, 2009 at 04:43 PM
Does he have chicken pox? Does the fact that I am asking this give away that I havent read Twilight, but like Indygirl, plan on it?
Posted by: Raye | May 28, 2009 at 05:01 PM
Bleh. I think I'm the only one who doesn't damp up at the sight of RPat. Those abs looked airbrushed. But whatev. I still love the Twilight series and will watch the movie.
Posted by: AmandaG | May 28, 2009 at 05:27 PM
I think I'm the only female on the planet who doesn't find him at ALL attractive. I need a more manly man.
Posted by: ravenlynne | May 28, 2009 at 05:31 PM
He makes me feel dirty. In a good way.
Posted by: Hamilton Doula | May 28, 2009 at 05:32 PM
Me thinks they were a little too liberal on the ab make-up. But whatev....I'd hit that. *Cougar RAWR*
Posted by: Rhonda | May 28, 2009 at 06:19 PM
Oh, lawdie.
*fans self*
Oh, lawdie INDEED.
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | May 28, 2009 at 07:20 PM
THANK YOU!!!!! I must go pass out now.
Posted by: Anissa@hope4peyton | May 28, 2009 at 09:14 PM
Um, OK, so...reading the series, Edward totally made my girly parts tingly. But, I must confess - when it comes to the movie, I'm gonna have to pitch my tent on camp Jacob. Could you please do a Shirtless Wolf Thursday soon?! Pretty please?
Posted by: Ashlie- Mommycosm | May 29, 2009 at 09:31 AM
You have officially made my day! Yum indeed. Am I the only who is recording the MTV movies awards JUST to see the New Moon clip they are going to show?
Posted by: April | May 29, 2009 at 10:05 AM
indycitygirl: You're not missing much! I fell asleep watching the movie!
Ravenlynne: I TOTALLY DON'T GET IT EITHER. Not at all the sexy vampire of MY dreams! :)
Posted by: Katie Kat | May 29, 2009 at 10:36 AM
I absolutely agree. Totally airbrushed abs! He has NO pecs. NOBODY can have THAT undefined of a chest and have THOSE abs! NO. BO-DY!
Posted by: DianaCLT | May 29, 2009 at 12:39 PM
100% agree!
Posted by: DianaCLT | May 29, 2009 at 12:40 PM
Well, except he does have pecs. Pretty decent ones, actually. He just doesn't have the "lip" or "ridge" at the bottom of the pec that most people use as their marker for definition. (Those are obtained by down a lot of decline chest presses - in fact, there are a ton of different variations on chest presses that hit different parts of the same muscle.)
Yes, obviously I know a bit too much about weight-training.
Posted by: Darcey | May 29, 2009 at 01:49 PM
Huh. I'll have to take your word for it, because I just don't see it...or them, rather (pecs, that is). Particularly in the first pic, his chest looks flat and almost droopy, IMO.
I am aware of how pecs are created, having once-upon-a-time been quite gung-ho for weightlifting, and being married to a lovely man with a good set of pecs. ;)
Posted by: DianaCLT | May 29, 2009 at 02:11 PM
I just want to grab his pants and pull, cos I'm sure with one slight tug, they'd be down. Good golly that's yummy, dots and all.
Posted by: blackeyedgurl | May 29, 2009 at 02:23 PM