Friday Eye Candy: Motherhood Uncensored Edition
So, you know how we forced Kristen of Motherhood Uncensored/the Mominatrix to confess her pop culture pleasures earlier this week? Yeah, well, once she got started she couldn't stop, so we kinda had to let her take over Eye Candy for today. Just to, you know, release some of that pressure. Otherwise, you never know. She might have spanked us or something.
Take it away, Kristen!
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Well, it's Father's Day and so I give you five hot not-yet-fathers that I want to make my daddy. (Ed. note: Ooh! ASS-SMACK!)
Ryan Reynolds - Hot and funny. Perfect combo.
Zac Efron, in Hairspray - Smooth moves and a taste for the curvy ladies.
John Corbett [note: I don't think he has kids...] - He'll always be sweet, sensitive Aidan Shaw to me.
Michael Vartan - Why Jen Garner left him for Ben I'll never understand.
Jesse L. Martin [note: I don't think he has kids either] Super sexy and he can sing. Rowr.
Thanks for playing, Kristen! (And, everybody else? Who're YOUR fave not-yet-fathers?)
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Dude. Am dying. Ryan.
Slurp.
Posted by: Motherhooduncensored | June 19, 2009 at 10:30 AM
Drool. I'm with you on the Ryan thing.
Posted by: Amelia Sprout | June 19, 2009 at 10:33 AM
Lee Pace.
Posted by: Maria | June 19, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Well I never was a Ryan fan... Until now.And seriously youhit the bullseye with the other ones, too (especially Aiden & Michael Vartan).
Steph
Posted by: Adventures In Babywearing | June 19, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Good selections all around!!!
Posted by: Sarah | June 19, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Mmmm... Jesse L Martin. That just made my morning. Thanks Kristen!
Posted by: Jill | June 19, 2009 at 10:48 AM
Mmmm Ryan Reynolds. I've <3'd him since Two Guys and a Girl - what was that, 1999 or so?
Posted by: Kate | June 19, 2009 at 10:57 AM
Two words: Chris Pine.
(Oh and John Corbett will always be Chris in the Morning from Northern Exposure to me. But equally yummy!)
Posted by: Meredith | June 19, 2009 at 10:58 AM
Taylor Kitsch.
LOVE.
Posted by: ali | June 19, 2009 at 11:00 AM
YES, PLEASE to Jesse L. Martin. I have loved him since he first opened his mouth to sing on Ally McBeal way back in the day.
(Also, I went to college with you, Kristen. Fabulous to see you doing so well on the Internets.)
Posted by: Aloeskin | June 19, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Michael Vartan, holy smokes! So glad to see him back on TV (Hawthorne on TNT). I would add my always-favorite-hottie, Orlando Bloom, and a new-favorite-hottie, Christian Kane. Rowr.
Posted by: jen | June 19, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Mmmmmmmm...swap out Jesse Martin for Vince Vaughn and you have my hard five. TY for new wallpaper (Ryan...omfg).
Posted by: mominarkansas | June 19, 2009 at 11:28 AM
I'm sorry, I barely made it past the jump because I was too busy licking that first picture. Excellent picks, esp. Michael Vartan; I've loved him since Alias.
Personal pick is Bradley Cooper (I don't think he's a daddy, but he can so be mine. Rawr.), he's been a fixture in certain thoughts I've been having since I saw The Hangover last week.
Posted by: JennC | June 19, 2009 at 11:38 AM
I haz dibs on Ryan. He's Canadian and I like to think he's into Rednecks.
But if he isn't, then I'd totally let Jesse spank me and class me up.
Rawr.
Posted by: Tanis Miller | June 19, 2009 at 11:43 AM
GREAT list.
Personal pick: Chris Pine. I am so in love with him right now it's almost wrong. Almost.
Posted by: Alex | June 19, 2009 at 12:06 PM
JennC, I am totally with you on Bradley Cooper. HAWT. I'd like to add Zachary Quinto to this list - with longer hair...not so much when he was Sylar-with-a-buzz.
Posted by: Erin | June 19, 2009 at 12:36 PM
Besides the fact that Ryan is a fellow Canadian, I would like to point out that I did recommend him for our mascott a while back. I love him. Can we say low slung leather pants and chained to the floor in Blade Trinity?
Posted by: LauraJT77 | June 19, 2009 at 01:26 PM
HELL.O. RYAN!! Who else wants to see The Proposal just for him? The rest of the list is great, too, especially Jesse. Even *cough* including Zac Efron who I have a total cougar crush on.
Posted by: Julie | June 19, 2009 at 01:29 PM
Much earlier than '99. I was still in college when that was on - and I was done with college in '96. In fact, I want to say it was more mid-'90s.
Posted by: DianaCLT | June 19, 2009 at 02:09 PM
THANK you! Yes - John Corbett from Northern Exposure. ;)
Posted by: DianaCLT | June 19, 2009 at 02:10 PM
when he was on The Hour the other day my face melted from the awesome that was the Ryan/Strombo combo. That's right, Strombo combo. Oh, and Ryan runs marathons for Parkinsons and is HILARIOUS in the smaller movies. "Waiting", anyone?
Posted by: Accidental Housewife | June 19, 2009 at 04:54 PM
John Swoon Corbett- I was always an Aidan girl as well and have wished for a bathtub ever since.
Posted by: ToKissTheCook | June 19, 2009 at 05:17 PM
Uhhh,,,I am so in lust with these boys(well not Zac,too young) but big drooly props to the others.So frigging yummy
Posted by: indycitygirl | June 19, 2009 at 08:36 PM
I have to second Taylor Kitsch. It is unhealthy how inappropriate my crush on him is.
Posted by: clarabella | June 21, 2009 at 03:30 PM
you forgot my all time favorite - David Boreanaz - give me some Angel/Booth lovin...
Posted by: beth | June 22, 2009 at 05:46 PM