Lauren Conrad Tells All About The Hills
Wow, Lauren Conrad is dropping bombshells about The Hills' behind-the-scenes now that she's not on the payroll.
THE HILLS IS FAKE, Y'ALL.
[The rest of this post is brought to you by the letters D, U and H.]
Okay, now go get a drink of water. I know that was probably a jolt to your system.
Lauren came onto The View today, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck — god bless her — asked Lauren whether she felt Spencer was sincere about the apology he made to her before the official merging of Speidi. The unholy couple was on for a grilling on Monday, where Spencer said he had apologized to Lauren only so she would come to the wedding because Heidi wanted her there, which sounded pretty honest, knowing Spencer.
Lauren basically squirmed for a second and then said, "To be perfectly honest, I wasn't on the other line of that call...that was filmed, and I wasn't on the other end."
OMG you guys, TWO! SHOCKING! REVELATIONS!
1) The Hills is NOT reality!
2) Spencer is a big fat lying liarpants!
I'm not sure I can go on with the rest of my day, I don't know about you. Take a personal day to deal with that news, kiddos.
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Well colour me gobsmacked.
Posted by: Palinode | June 18, 2009 at 03:24 PM
It's just crazy that all of this is happening while Lauren’s gone.
Posted by: amalah | June 18, 2009 at 03:56 PM
i like the phrase "lying liarpants."
Posted by: michele | June 18, 2009 at 05:00 PM
Bwahahaha.
Posted by: clarabella | June 18, 2009 at 05:41 PM
What? THE HELL YOU SAY!
Posted by: Jenn_C | June 18, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Okay, um, to be perfectly honest Lauren, you are not being perfectly honest. More like Johnny come lately honest. Or lying liarpants honest.
Posted by: JellyBean | June 19, 2009 at 06:30 PM