Newest Celebrity: Darren the Waving Goat

So I was at the bar the other night when I was foolish enough to mention that I wrote for MamaPop, which prompted a bunch of Navy SEALS to corner me in the bathroom between the sink and the hand dryer and beat the hell out of me. Why? In their words:

"MamaPop.com is a species-ist celebrity and pop culture entertainment site that perpetuates the homo sapiens agenda by its constant privileging of the human celebrity apparatus.  Didn't you read our manifesto, asshole?"
- Brian the Navy SEAL

Whoah, guys, I tried to protest between punches, what about the time when Black Hockey Jesus interviewed one of Siegfried and Roy's tigers?  But my counterexample only redoubled their efforts, possibly because I had embarrassed them with the truth.  Damned liberals, always resorting to their fists when their flimsy lies are exposed.

Anyway, I don't want to die, so here's Darren the Waving Goat.  After the jump, watch him wave.

I don't know much about Darren of White Post Farm, but it's clear that he has an inflated opinion of himself, which is a prerequisite of any self-respecting celebrity.  And notice that he's pretty much naked and flaunting himself.  There's no information about which movie premiere he's headed to after his intensive waving session, but I think I saw him at the opening of The Hangover last week.  Hold on, that was Bradley Cooper:

In other breaking animal celebrity news, my cat Oskar smells like kitty litter. And boy does he want to cuddle right now.

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Comments

[Lena]

Actually I think Darren is throwing gang signs. You know White Post is up to no good.

[Chris]

Good thing it ended at 11 seconds, because beginning at 15 seconds, Darren jumps the shortie.