Usher Demands Paternity Test

Admittedly I don't know much about Usher except that he used to date one of the members of TLC and Naomi Campbell. That last fact makes me think he is either likes divas or being beaten by cell phones.

Anyhow, he didn't marry either of those former lovers, he married some lady named Tameka (I was told this is Cherokee for Gold Digger) who earlier this year went to some South American country to get some "work" done. And when I say work, I mean it was reportedly the type of work that results in either an inflation or deflation of the money-maker asset kind. But that fact about Tameka is neither here nor there because as the rest of the world knows except for me, Usher is seeking a divorce from Tameka and it is turning into one of those break-ups of a nasty variety.

Usher has two sons with Tameka, Usher the V and Naviyd Ely both just toddlers and the paternity of the youngest has reportedly being called into question. Mind you, the source of such a report is my favorite grocery store line-up time killer The National Enquirer but hey, they've been known to be right about some things -- like the current date.

So according to The Enquirer Usher was said to be suspicious about the pregnancy that resulted in Naviyd from the get go because apparently the bow-chicka-bow-bow in their relationship had been lacking for a long period of time (but hey, we all know once is all it takes) and friends had apparently been telling Usher that Tameka was cheating on him around the time she became pregnant. So all this now has reportedly resulted in him demanding a paternity test to see if indeed the son he is raising, is in fact his. But the printed article went on to say "Usher loves both his sons and is going to fight for custody, divulged his friend" which sounds like he plans on being a father to Naviyd despite what the DNA tests might reveal.

Should be interesting to read about the mud-slinging in this divorce, it will make my trips to the grocery store just that much more exciting.

Comments

[Trish]

bow-chicka-bow-bow was my first laugh out loud of the day. Fabulous!! Thanks!!!

[flutterby]

I can understand him wanting to know especially from the divorce aspect; it will make it easier for him to not have to give in to her gold digging efforts if he can prove she's been unfaithful. the problem will come when the child is possibly proven not be his yet he still wants to gain custody. The biological father is going to be seeing $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

[jodifur]

I guess that answers the question someone left on my post about how they could have 2 children if they "rarely see each."

[Accidental Housewife]

"I was told this is Cherokee for" might have to become my go to phrase. Though, you know, I might change it up, maybe with a little "this is Mandarin for" or maybe "this is Swahili for". Thanks for that!

[luckypennyx2]

and she's a gold-digger why? you didn't even know who she was until someone told you so you could write this article.