Cristiano Ronaldo Flips Out at Fan

Tanorexic soccer star, Cristiano Ronaldo, who was recently linked to Paris Hilton, is defending himself against a fan, 17-year-old Sara Pardal, whose car window he kicked out when he discovered she was videotaping him. He alleges that the girl was accompanied by a member of the paparazzi.

Pardal stationed herself outside of his Lisbon apartment where, Ronaldo insists, she was "standing for days on end in front of my house, eating yogurt and waiting for anything newsworthy to happen."

She sounds like a real TREAT.

When he saw that she was filming him, he leaped out of his super shiny Ferrari, rushed over to her car, and kicked in the window. Pardal says that she was injured and sought treatment at the hospital and is considering pressing charges. Ronaldo says that she is exaggerating her injuries.

The soccer star says that his mother was upset and if his mother is upset, Katy-bar-the-door. He also says that it was the sort of reaction for which Pardal and the paparazzo were hoping as they intended to sell the footage.

'He immediately tried to sell the video recording to the company that represents me, but I could never,  I emphasis, never, agreed. Says Ronaldo:

"During the attempt to negotiate the sale of the video, the girl companion, although it could clearly be seen she had no visible injury, appeared wearing a hospital gown, which leads me to believe they plan to add various items to the small encounter that actually took place."

Were I him I would have just sprayed her with tanner or whatever that orange stuff is; turned it on her like a garden hose. Even though Ronaldo is the opposite of one of my favorites - what, with the man bags and ridiculously short shorts, and the over-styled hair - the girl sounds like a twit.

The takeaway: ignore the dumb teenager filming you and if you're a dumb teenager stalking a star, you may get your window kicked in for being a halfwit. 

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Comments

[TasterSpoon]

I love that he knows she was eating yogurt. Sounds like the watching went BOTH ways!

[Karina in T.O]

Oh come on now Dana! Short shorts, baked on tan, hair gel helmet, six pack and budgie smuggler shorts are classic, I say CLASSIC European styling, my dear! the only things he's missing is a thick gold chain.

I think he's actually verrrrrry pretty. The fact that he's been rumoured to be such a prick makes him ugly though...not to mention the soon forthcoming case of VD he's sure to have after the Paris Hilton incident.

[mdeals]

She sounds like a real treat.