Is Britney Heading Toward that 19th Nervous Breakdown?

You people want celebrity gossip? How is this? Friends of Britney Spears are saying that she is hearing voices again and ex K-Fed says “Britney’s speaking gibberish baby talk.”

My favorite quote from Bitten and Bound is:

Another insider said that Spears is also obsessed with unicorns at the moment and truly believes that they are real and live in a zoo in New Zealand.

Dude.

My daughter (well and most of the MamaPop writers to be fair) is obsessed with sparklecorns and unicorns, but I don't think that any of us think that they are actually real.

Or in New Zealand.

Now listen, I am not judging the mentally ill. I actually don't think hearing voices is funny at all. It is scary and tragic and I hope she gets help soon.

That being said, thinking unicorns are real is kind of funny. Wait - maybe she saw this.

I still hope Brit gets better.

And if you spot Angel of Death, please call Teva. I know it is an international call but she spent a lot of time teaching that unicorn to dance to the theme song of Harry Potter. Do you people know what kind of commitment unicorn dance training requires? Do you?

[lost unicorn via student travel]

Comments

[BlackEyedGurl]

Wait. Are you trying to tell me New Zealand isn't the home of the NZUZ (New Zealand Unicorn Zoo)? Well damn now I guess I'm going to have to cancel my trip, cos I mean really, who wants to go there just to see where Lord of the Rings was filmed? Pshah!

[Rachel]

"and dances when playing the theme song of Harry Potter"

hahahahahahaha I want that unicorn for a pet!

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

Should I call you instead of Teva?

[Sweetney]

Well, I mean, who ISN'T obsessed with unicorns. COME ON!

[Rhi]

I really prefer the Pegasus, but I'd settle for a unicorn in a pinch.

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

According to my daughter the sparklecorn has wings AND a horn.



Also, the rider sparkles while on the beast.



Sparklecorns have everything.