Kate Moss and a Jonas Brother Get Engaged
I woke up this morning and everyone got engaged. Well, not everyone, just Kate Moss and one of the Jonas Brothers.
No, silly, not to each other. Kate Moss is almost old enough to be the Jonas Brothers' mom. In fact she was 18 when Nick was born, so there is that.
Oh, you wanted to know who they are going to marry?
Kevin Jonas is going to marry Danielle Deleasa. She is 22 (he is 21) and all of the websites are calling her a hairdresser even though I am pretty sure we are supposed to be saying "stylist" these days.
Word on the internet (and I have to trust the internet because my entire knowledge base on the Jonas Brothers includes the fact that they exist, little girls dig them, one is named Nick and that Kevin got engaged) is that since Kevin wears a purity ring he is excited because marriage means he is going to finally get some.
Kate Moss? She is engaged to new boyfriend Jamie Hince. He plays guitar for "The Kills".
Yeah, I don't know who The Kills are either, but this news ought to boost their album sales. Or at least hits on their website.
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"Black Balloon". That's what I know of the Kills, but seeing as how it's on pretty steady rotation on ye ol' iPod, it could be worse.
Posted by: Accidental Housewife | July 02, 2009 at 05:07 PM
My five year old loves the Kills.
Posted by: Naomi | July 02, 2009 at 10:11 PM