Is Kristen Stewart carrying Robert Pattinson's Love Child?

As any purveyor of gossip knows: belly bloat equals pregnancy especially when the owner of said belly bloat is Bella and the rumored poppa is Edward.

Since Twilight graduated from my bedside fodder to celluloid, even my poor mom knows that Robert Pattinson is said to be knockin' boots with Kristen Stewart. And granted dude does give off some mighty fine chemistry even though in my opinion, Kristen's Bella was a wooden as this here spoon I'm using to stir tonight's dinner.

Actually, that's a lie, I ate out tonight but that does not change the fact that my cat could have conveyed more emotion under sedation than Miss Stewart did on-screen. But her meh didn't detract from his oomph so the teen-heart throbbing (or in my case: cougar purring) still beats strongly.

Anyhow, as with any celebrity couple (real or make-believe) some tabloid is reporting that Kristen found herself late and supposedly had a friend pick up a pee-stick to confirm if she was in fact with child. And of course to make it more titillating, apparently when she did the "who's the daddy?" calendar check, she thinks Robert may have planted his seed.

Couple this with a few belly bloat pics and voila: she's preggers. I bet the likelihood of this being true is about as realistic as the resulting baby having a name selected from the BabyNames.com page devoted to Twilight-inspired baby names. Oh how I wish I didn't know such pages existed (but yet I do.)

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Comments

[michele]

well there goes their purist mormon angle!

[steff]

cool, now people are spamming this site with their ads for shit that has nothing to do with the article they are "commenting" on. what is this AOL?

ps - didn't i hear a rumor that rpattz was chaste or celibate or something?

[Rebecca (Bearca)]

All we are missing in this world is a real-life Renesmee. I'm just saying.

[Megan]

This is totally the pic that launched a thousand fan fics.

[tanja]

the article is really quite off the topic you announced, but your comment on kris's emotionally rich perfomance is really very true. it's difficult to watch