Being On Top of Marilyn Monroe is Still an Option
I know that your own burial arrangements probably aren't what you were thinking about working on this morning, but this is a once in a life time opportunity: YOU could be entombed right above Marilyn Monroe!
This unique opening is made possible by the widow of the corpse that was formerly interred directly above Marilyn Monroe and the magic of eBay.
As of 10:00 am EST the current bid is $4,601,900.00.
Seriously, eBay has everything.
Yes, I realize that I also reported that you could buy The Big Bopper's used casket and I am opening myself up to being tagged as the resident MamaPop correspondent on used places to be dead, and while it is a dirty job someone has to do it.
So I am here to tell you that for a little over $4.6 million you could be the proud owner of the crypt directly above Marilyn Monroe.
What the hell are you waiting for?
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There's something horrible about this. And yet, I have to say that if I had real estate worth over 4 million I am pretty sure I would sell it. Life is for the living or something like that.
Posted by: ozma | August 24, 2009 at 02:24 PM
Agreed.
$4 million buys a lot of therapy.
Posted by: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | August 24, 2009 at 02:28 PM
I want to know where the original occupant is going. How does s/he feel about being relocated?
Posted by: ms martyr | August 24, 2009 at 03:29 PM
Did I really have to read the part of the listing that specifies that "In fact the person occupying the address right now is looking face down on her."
OH, MY GOD.
Posted by: amalah | August 24, 2009 at 03:59 PM
These are the things of nightmares.
Posted by: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | August 24, 2009 at 04:32 PM
That TOTALLY was my thought!
Posted by: JZMom | August 25, 2009 at 09:34 AM