Giada de Laurentiis' Cleavage is Out To Get Us

What do you think of Giada de Laurentiis' cleavage? When you see the Food Network chef's bosoms, does it make you reach for a nice Chianti, or do you find it disturbing and start to feel funny down there? At least one person watching doesn't appreciate Giada tossing her big, ripe tomatoes in with the pasta, and they've started a petition to stop her from corrupting the planet.

Called the 'Cover Giada De Laurentiis's Cleavage on Food Network' campaign, it aims to keep the Everyday Italian star from using her boobies to destroy unsuspecting minds. Here's the compelling argument:

Although Giada may be a competent chef, she is a disturbance and promotes sexuality to innocent viewers, including children.  Her excessive cleavage-revealing outfits are not appropriate for a learning show.  Focus should not be directed toward the host's outfit but toward the element that he or she is producing.  Because of this distraction, I think it is fitting that the viewers that feel the same way I do express their emotions.

The signature goal on the petition: 10,000.

Number of signatures obtained: 4

I'm not signing this petition, because personally I'd like to see more of Giada's cleavage. Who says having a nice rack and cooking up a killer saffron orzo are mutually exclusive? True, I'm not all that 'innocent', but I often think like a 12-year-old boy and I don't find the sight of her chest disturbing in the least and it certainly doesn't make me want to go out and hump a gondolier.

But Giada's Chicken Saltimbocca? Now there's something that gets me all hot and bothered. fact, I'm going to start a petition to warn everyone that when Giada lays out those chicken cutlets rolled in prosciutto not only do they make me drool but they just coincidentally resemble part of the male anatomy. Don't delay - sign my petition today. Just do it for the children.

Comments

[Mouse]

Now I won't be able to look at anything *but* her cleavage when I watch her show.

[JennC]

I don't have a problem with G's girls. It's when she over pronounces every word that's slightly Italian that I want to shove an ice pick in my ear.

[Sils]

I have never even stopped to consider that she was showing cleavage. I am showing a little less cleavage than that currently, at my desk. Do you know why? Because I am BUSTY and even normal tops reveal a little bit of cleavage on me. FFS, I live in Arizona I'm not wearing turtlenecks all summer. (Kitchens, they get hot too.)

[Alex]

YES.

[Jen Hughes]

What JennC said. I'm also more disturbed by her giant head and her giant teeth than her cleavage.

[Jen Hughes]

OMG, yes.

brew-scheeet-aaah

[Cheeky Lotus]

Her cleavage bothers me not at all. BUT. Her over enunciation is a deal breaker. I can't even watch. True story.

[Jill]

Her cleavage makes me want to have better cleavage. She makes my aspire to better highlight my chesticles. She is a role model for anyone who wants their bewbs to be the best they can be!

[She Likes Purple]

My love for Giada runs deep. What I can't believe, though, is that people find her cleavage more distracting than her oddly-large head.

[TinaBaby]

YESSSSSS. 1000%, YESSSSSSS.

[Mel]

MAAAAAHHHHSSSSCAAAAAAAPPPPPOOOOONNNNIIIIIEEEEEEE

Or.
Mascarpone.
Your choice.

[MWAS]

Agree!

[Tracy]

Funny -- just last night I made a Giada recipe and when I told my family, they said, "Who?" I said, "The one with the enormous boobs" and then they all knew who I meant.

[Tracy]

Also, my personal opinion is that the ONLY thing Giada eats all day are the tiny bites she takes to taste. Girlfriend is too skinny to actually eat the stuff she makes.

[Sabrina]

So are we jealous b/c she has a nice rack or because she can cook one???? I am confused? Why would a kid be watching this anyway? Don't they have a video game to play or something? Give me a break!!! I have 3 kids, they watch me cook, and I am sure my cleavage is all over the place...should I ban them from my kitchen?? hmmmmm

[NDC]

So true! I thought I was the only one who thinks she looks like a bobble-head. Besides - you should never trust a skinny chef.

[mouthy_broad (michele)]

dude as far as food network is concerned there are plenty of other girls that have much bigger ones than hers! they just don't wear such low cut v-neck shirts. (i don't give a hoot about her cleavage! just pointing it out.)

[mouthy_broad (michele)]

exactly! when are children allowed to cook like that? and since when would this show hold any of their interest for more than 5 seconds!

[mouthy_broad (michele)]

i agree on all counts!

[Sabrina]

I couldn't agree with you more!

I think some people just don't have anything better to do than find something wrong with "everything".

It's funny b/c after reading many of the postings, most people didn't even realize her clevage was showing...maybe this woman is the one with the issues since she is SO concerned!

[BaltimoreGal]

I don't think her boobs are that big, it's just that she's so tiny and yet has them. Plus she suffers from my problem, high-cleavage syndrome. If I unbutton more than a collar button I have cleavage, so I just stopped fighting it. Now I revel in it!

[Whit]

I have the cleavage set to off on my TV, because of the kids.

[Darla]

Too much complainin' people, about a great cooking show (love all her recipes) and someone who seems truly happy. They need to leave her alone. Who says a great cook can't be sexy too? Sure, most of the time when I cook, I'm in my pjs or t-shirt and shorts, but who cares? I say the one who started the petition is just jealous!

[LovelyLayla]

This.

mootz-a-rella

[LovelyLayla]

A few things:
1) She does have a huge head.
2) Never underestimate the power of cleavage...I can bet half of those who tune in to her show are men...because I can name a handful of friends and family members who do just that.
3) Despite the fact she annoyingly does the slight Italian accent...I would rather watch her over Rachel Ray. Her voice makes my eyes water.
Fin.