Jessica Simpson Has A New Football Player Boyfriend
Jessica Simpson must have some sort of fixation with NFL Quarterbacks. The grapevine is saying that she has been electronically "seeing" the third string quarterback for the Washington Redskins.
Ouch.
Not that Colt Brennan is a bad looking guy, or a bad person, it just seems like if a QB is what you are after going from the starting Quarterback for America's Team (YOUR Dallas Cowboys) to the third string, sixth round pick from Hawaii who has never taken a snap in a regular season game...
... for a team that got skunked by the Baltimore Ravens in their first preseason game 23 - 0. That is slumming, no?
Colt, himself who did get to play in the fateful preseason game completed 4 out of 12 passes, had no touchdowns and one interception.
Okay, I'm being too hard on poor Colt. I'm sure he is a great catch. He did send his text message girlfriend (Jessica Simpson, I didn't get that distracted with all of my statistical research) tickets to the first regular season Washington game and a Redskins jersey.
I was going to make a really mean joke about how they don't even make jerseys for third string players and how maybe Brennan sent her a Jason Campbell or Chris Cooley jersey, but then I saw this:
In the meantime I guess Jessica and Colt will be HH.
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I guess our first indication of trouble in paradise will be if she shows up at the next game wearing a Flacco jersey.
Posted by: TwoBusy | August 18, 2009 at 09:33 AM
She could get a whole collection going.
Posted by: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | August 18, 2009 at 09:48 AM