Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee Again?

Seriously, can't these two stay away from each other and didn't they learn anything from their past? I feel like I'm doing some kind of flashback series this week. Yesterday it was all about Naomi Campbell looking like she still can't control her temper and today it's all about Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee getting back to old tricks. It's like the Nineties never ended.

Honestly, I can't keep track of Pamela Anderson and her relationship with Tommy Lee -- nor do I care to -- yet here I am. These two were recently gnawing at each other again (literally) and if I didn't know better, I'd say they'd be flirting hardcore. I mean, I don't think I'd be going up and biting candies off my asshat of an ex-husband's necklace without removing it from his body and disinfecting it, therefore kind of making the questionable seduction quality of the candy-eating kind of moot.

Yet Pam did eat the candy right off her sweaty ex in a bar and the cameras captured it. Pam and Tommy were reportedly seen making out and satisfying sugar cravings in Las Vegas, where Motley Crue had been playing. So it looks like for at least one night these two were back on. I think having two kids together probably has a little bit to do with this; it's not like they can ever completely avoid each other when it comes to raising children.

For the record, I thought Pam and Tommy had parted ways (again) a couple of years ago, before she married Rick Salomon, which was after she had divorced Kid Rock and I'm not even sure when Tommy and Kid Rock got into a girly fight or how that fit into the timeline, but then there was that whole Chris Angel hook-up that made me feel ill because of the visuals it conjured, so from that moment on I blocked out all things Pamela Anderson in order to conserve brain cells. And now here it is, back at square one again after committing the cardinal sin of run-on-sentences.

I swear, if I find out I've fallen into some kind of time warp and it's actually 1996 with internet, and this is the body I was sent back in as opposed to the one I actually had pre-baby back in 1996, I'm tearing the space/time continuum a new one.

For the record, that photo is from these two back in the Nineties. I couldn't bear digging up a recent photo since the ravages of time haven't been kind to anyone involved.

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Comments

[DianaCLT]

Actually...I think they've been back together for awhile now. Unless they'd already broken up and gotten back together again. Which is entirely possible. He gave her Hepatitis. Guess it's...good...they want to be with each other???

[cindy w]

I don't know, they seem well-suited for each other. Which is not a compliment to either one of them, but you know what I mean. It kind of works.

[mouthy_broad (michele)]

i agree with cindy--they are well-suited for each other. i like pam. i really do. she is always just her. she isn't pretending anything.

i think they are going to be doing this on and off thing until they die. i think they are just like that. some people are. it is ok.

i think it speaks to something that she clearly had 2 children ON PURPOSE with this man. no one else. she might not be modest but she isn't just reproducing with just anyone.

[motherbumper]

I think these two are the ultimate boomerang couple. And like you said them being together is... good... yeah, that's word "good".

[motherbumper]

I know exactly what you mean. EXACTLY. Ying Yang here... or maybe Tweedledee Tweedledum.

[motherbumper]

Pam stance on animal-rights is amazing - I will never knock her for that.

And I think you are correct in thinking that they will do this on and off until they die -- just like any volatile couple in regular people world. My golly, they are just like us!

[BaltimoreGal]

Apocalypse Nao?

[Missie]

They are like the Elizabeth Taylor/Richard Burton of our time.

Except without class.

And with cooties.

[DianaCLT]

Tweedledee Tweedledum!

*SNORT*

[DianaCLT]

Yes. Cooties. Absolutely. Big ol' well-endowed cooties!

[motherbumper]

Well I didn't want to alarm anyone but...

[motherbumper]

Gotta say I love this comment -- wish I had you on my shoulder when I was writing this one.

[Missie]

I live to serve.