Are Justin Timberlake and Rihanna a Couple?

I'm not entirely sure how to feel about this but I am hearing rumors that Rihanna and Justin Timberlake are dating.

I am confused for several reasons.

1) I thought Rihanna got secretly married to Chris Brown. Not that this isn't still possibly true. I bet almost any priest would be willing to annul that nonsense.

2) I also thought Justin Timberlake was still dating Jessica Biel.

3) If you were Justin Timberlake wouldn't you be worried that Chris Brown would black out again and come beat the crap out of you?

allegedly

4) Not to be judgy* but as little as I am a fan of Justin Timberlake's music and genre I think the guy is hilarious and totally deserved his Emmy. Couldn't he find a woman who is slightly more, uh, classy?

Don't get mad at me! I'm not the one who got in trouble with the law for giving tattoos without a license.

I don't get this pairing, but even I have to admit these two would make pretty babies together.

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* Yes, I see the irony.

Comments

[Vegas710]

Aw, why do you think Rhianna's not classy? I think they would make the perfect couple!

[TwoBusy]

I just wanted to thank you for that first photo.

[indycitygirl]

Thanks everso for the "Dick in a Box" song that shall be running throughout my head for the next few hours LOL

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

The tatooing without a license thing.

On Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 9:59 PM, wrote:

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

And I showed how classy I am by spelling tattooing wrong.

I rule.

On Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 9:59 PM, wrote:

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

I do what I can for the men.

It is like the reverse of the slow jam for the ladies.

On Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 11:56 PM, wrote:

[Jessica Ashley (Sassafrass)]

Trying....desperately...to...think...of...witty...."umbrella-ella-ella in a box"....comment.

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

Everything I can think of sounds like it hurts.

On Wed, Sep 23, 2009 at 1:41 PM, wrote: