Jamie Kennedy Calls Naked Jennifer Love Hewitt a "Pear Ass"
Calling a girl a "pear ass" = not cool. Calling your girlfriend a "pear ass" the first time you see her naked = grounds for shin kicking and indian burns.
Jamie Kennedy should work on his relationship skills. And probably running from thrown shoes. Because somehow along the way Jamie decided that calling a girl a "pear ass" is actually a compliment.
While performing his improv show on August 23, Jamie brought Jennifer onstage, where she shared a few intimate details of their relationship such as this gem about the first time Jamie saw Jennifer naked.
“The first time Jamie saw me with nothing on was special and I wanted to look hot. I had all my hair pulled over one shoulder off my back. When Jamie saw me, he said, ‘Hey, pear ass!’”.
Jennifer then joked “You know, some guys have said my body is a wonderland" referring to the 2001 song by her ex, John Mayer, long rumored to be about Jennifer. “Now I get called a pear!”
(And in my version THEN Jennifer said to the crowd "And the first time I saw Jamie naked I said ' Hey, baby carrot!". Because that would've been awesome.)
Later in the set, Jamie explained it was "a compliment" and tried to make up for it by gushing that Jennifer is “amazing, talented and has a great body”
that he loves. Whatever. You'll always be Baby Carrot to me, Jamie.
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A.) Jennifer is gorgeous.
B.) Jamie Jamie Jamie...Woman skillz, dude..
C.) Is there anyone left who hasn't been with John Mayer?
Posted by: ravenlynne | September 14, 2009 at 11:51 AM
"I'm just, you know, hangin' out playing basketball in my bikini. Doesn't everyone do that?"
I suppose, if you have a body like that you would.
Posted by: sils | September 14, 2009 at 01:22 PM
in other news, jamie kennedy is not turning tricks for drugs.
color me surprised.
Posted by: [mark] | September 14, 2009 at 01:28 PM
Uhhh, I don't get the Jamie Kennedy thing. You could do a lot better Jennifer! Then again...
Posted by: Katie Kat | September 14, 2009 at 02:41 PM
i would LOVE to have that pear ass! love love love it. i'd be all, "hey look at my super cute pear ass." because the ass i have currently looks like a bean bag chair/pumpkin.
Posted by: coco loco | November 06, 2009 at 08:37 PM