Jon Gosselin Fired From His Own Show! Rejoice!

So Jon finally got the boot, not only from Kate's bed, but from his show. "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" which will soon be re-named "Kate Plus Eight." and Jon is out on his man-whoring ass. And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little giddy about this whole thing. 

Because seriously, Jon, how much of your douchebaggery were the producers of your TLC show supposed to put up with? 

So now you're without your cash cow, as the ratings for the show were circling the drain before the firing, and what, exactly, are you going to do with yourself now that you won't have the show to finance your Ed Hardy clothes and all the girl-drinks you buy coeds in bars across America? Hmm, Jon? Perhaps this will show you that you should be doing, oh, I don't know, the RESPONSIBLE thing and be a father to your eight kids instead of running around like you're on a permanent spring break. 

See, this is what we call karma, Jon. You go around like a drunken frattie in Key West, and the producers of the show about your KIDS don't like that. Lesson learned? Yeah, I doubt it. As long as there are publicity opportunities, Jon goddamn Gosselin will be there, smirking and smarming all over the damn place. But at least now the show about the kids isn't going to finance it.

And what of Kate, that long-suffering ex-wife of yours, Jon? All your bad press about her didn't work. We see you cavorting with the babysitter while Kate does interviews so proper she must have studied her Miss Manners, and you, Jon, end up looking like the toolbox you are, while Kate still gets her own show, and, if industry rumblings are correct, a talk show on top of that! You've done so well, Jon. Seriously.

I just hope that the kids have no idea what their father has been doing, and eliminating him in the show will save the kids from some of  the ugliness that is bound to come out of this firing. Gah, what a clusterfuck. 

Oh, and in case I didn't make myself clear? Go to hell, Jon Gosselin. 

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[Palinode]

Today is MamaPop's Day of Gosselin.

[Rhonda]

Ohhh…MamaPop’s day of Goslin! We could have a parade. Instead of throwing candy you can throw John inspired treats. You know, like condoms, smokes and beer.

[JAR]

Great post. He's a complete loser. I'm not too fond of the wife, either, but at least she's trying to keep it clean and together for the kids. I still think they've made enough money that if they managed it correctly and lived a reasonable life style they could give up TV and let the kids live a normal life. Wait... it's the Gosselins. Never mind. They'd rather peddle pictures of their kids throwing fits and the parents yelling snarky comments so they can pay for NYC apartments, mansions and jet set travel.

Shameful fame mongers.

[Lynn]

Oh man, this post made me laugh so hard. I hope Jon never runs into Miss Banshee in a dark alley!

[Fairly Odd Mother]

But, I thought he wanted off the show about 2+ seasons ago. He'd better never give a "poor me" interview.

And, really, Kate should call this show quits. When the older two balk at having their tweendom all over television, will they cut back the show to "Kate and her 6-pack"? In a few years, we may just be left with "Kate", and I really, really do not want to see that.

[annie]

He's been the stay at home until his recent early mid-life crisis, right? If so, then alimony is in his future. Even if he wasn't going solo while Kate did the promoting and press for her books, he will hardly walk away from the marriage empty handed. He'll be able to support his "life style" for a while at any rate.

[Hal]

Okay, as far as I'm concerned BOTH Kate and Jon can go away and...never...come...back. I don't think either of them are stellar people, and I will never waste my time watching any iteration of Jon and Kate, or Kate Plus Eight, Or Jon Plus Other Chicks, or whatever. Could we talk about something interesting now?

[indycitygirl]

BWHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Frigging priceless.KNock,Knock,Whos There????ITS KARMA JON!!!!! This is the best news I have heard all day,,,Dickwad had it coming...

[Marilyn (A Lot of Loves)]

Buh-Bye Jon! Although since this whole tabloid frenzy of "Kate the Super-bitch!" and "Jon the Man-whore!" started up I've kind of got Gosselin overload and haven't watched their show since they announced their divorce.

[kara]

And then he tries to stop the divorce. What a ******* loser. So glad to hear this. But where does that leave his soulmate.

[Chrstine Sickles]

I personally can see where jon is coming from. He is taking the time now to do all of the things that fatherhood and married life would not allow him to do before! You act as if he is doing these things when he should be at home with his children, but that is not the case he is doing these things when he is NOT permitted to be with the children that he Clearly LOVES VERY MUCH. Also I believe everything he says about how Kate sucked his self esteem right out of him! That was clear from the very first episodes. It was almost like she would beat him down so she could feel bigger and then she would giggle about it Like it was cute or something! If I could tell how bad it was just from watching the show imagine how bad it was when the cameras weren't rolling!! Kate is grasping at anything she can right now and I think her talk show is going to SUCK what does she know about being a working mom? NOTHING!
Oh in case you think I am a man you are wrong!!

[Issa]

You know, he said something about getting a real job...now he should actually have too.

[kara]

Oh yah, that 9 to 5 job that he wanted. Well good luck to him.

[anne]

Hey maybe he can "Cry it Up" to the judge. This is so damn funny, just made my day. Congratulations to Jon, you get an A+ in life.

[rebecca]

When you have kids, you give up all douchebag rights...they are gonna love googling daddy in the future. Is he even attractive? how does he keep getting new girls to sleep with him?!?

[Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy]

Honestly, how bad do you have to suck to get fired from being your own kid's Dad on television? A hella lot, that's how much.