Justin Guarini Gets Married, Has Better Hair Than Bride

Remember Justin Guarini? He was that guy in the first season of American Idol with The Hair.

Justin Guarini was prettier than Kelly Clarkson, but she won, because even though he was pretty, he was only a mediocre performer, and she was Kelly Clarkson.

Anyway, he got married.

Which, you know, wouldn't be the most interesting news in the world, except that if you're like me, you probably wondered whether he was prettier than his bride, and because I'm here to serve, I decided to spare you the effort of Googling that information and provide you with this:

(Kidding. He married a real girl, and her hair is almost as nice as his. Almost.)