Ryan Seacrest Causes Spencer Pratt To Lose His Sh*t on Twitter

Hoo-boy, Ryan Seacrest got Spencer Pratt's panties all in a bunch yesterday.  On his morning radio show Ryan dared to ask callers to vote on who they would most like to taser: Heidi, Spencer, or Jon Gosselin.  (For the record, I would have chosen Jon.)

Clearly, Spencer was busy hanging on Ryan's every word and immediately lashed out at Ryan via Twitter in a ridiculously disproportionate manner. 

After changing his profile pic to one of Ryan as a child...

(that's just mean) ...Spencer threatened to "out" Ryan, called him "Korea", referred to himself as King Spencer, and then challenged him to a fight at a children's hospital.  Or something close to that.  Trust me, it won't make any more sense after you read it.

By the way, it's best to read with one eye closed.  Or, even better, with both.

Scroll down and start at the bottom.  As an aside, does Twitter not have spell check?

And Heidi weighed in:

Comments

[Kim S.]

Someone please explain to me why these people get to be rich and have lovely things. They can't spell. They have no identifiable talent. They are not smart, nor kind, nor classy.

Then there are the rest of us, counting our pennies, trying to be good people, using spellcheck. How is this fair?

[laurie]

"Your going to pee and poop in your pants when you see my eyes." ?

End times.

[JennC]

I'm not a Seacrest fan by any means, but I hope he gives Pratt a smackdown over this. Dude's an overused punchline to a very bad joke.

As for tasing, I'd go with all three. Their fifteen minutes were used up a long ass time ago. Plz to be going away nao.

[Wahkonamama]

What Kim S. said.

Yeesh.

[Candice]

Oh...my...god. Can we PLEASE just shoot the Pratt into space and let him drift slowly away, never to be seen again?

And does Pratt understand he's part of Hollywood? Threatening to out someone isn't going to get him very far in a town that's half gay.

[Katie Kat]

Good God, won't Spencer Pratt just DIE already? And take Heidi with you. Suicide pact sounds just about up their weird frickin' alley. Worthless and a waste of air if you ask me.

[KBO]

Officially, Team Seacrest. Who's with me?

[iambellaluna]

Can the Celebrity Summer Of Death 2009 just go ahead and cross these two off its list?

I feel dumber for trying to read through all those tweets. He's so serious. Joking about tasing his wife, Ryan Seacrest. *Gasp*

[Janna]

Wow, this story just writes itself. Who can't spell disgusting?

[iambellaluna]

I know right...any loser can find success in Hollywood and the proof of that is Ryan Seacrest? No, I think the proof of that statement is your dumb-ass Pratt & your twat wife Heidi too.

[Erin]

LOL doesn't even begin to cover it.

[Cheeky Lotus]

I wonder, is Hollywood completely unfamiliar with the concept of apostrophes?

[iambellaluna]

PS. Is Heidi topless in her Twitter profile pic or is that one of those skin colored get-ups that is so popular for "performers"?

[Just Shireen]

Point the first: Kathy Griffin has been calling Seacrest gay for years.

@RyanSeacrest On my way...are we doing french? RT @officialkathyg 2 EMMY noms! My Mom's already HAMMERED & I just booked Ryan Seacrest to do my mani/pedi.

The fact that Pratt thinks calling someone gay can damage their reputation and is some sort of damning evidence proving that Seacrest is somehow morally corrupt, makes my head want to explode.

Point the second: Everything Kim S. said.

*headdeskheaddeskheaddesk*

[Kristin]

While I would have originally gone with Jon, I clearly now opt for Heidi... if only to have the joy of Spencer having a BEEF with me.

[Sweetney]

Dear Ryan Seacrest,

Please kick his motherfucking ass.

Love,
Tracey

[Accidental Housewife]

if they hold hands will the current go through all three? might as well be efficient about the whole thing, eh?

[Accidental Housewife]

suicide by over-charged taser?

[Sweetney]

PS: Lena, I'm disappointed in you choosing Jon. Jon is a lovable oaf compared to the piece of flaming shit that is Spencer Pratt. There is really no contest there.

[Regina]

I am not a real fan of Ryan Seacrest, but it is all relative.

Yes, KBO. Team Ryan :o)

[lori]

Thursday Morning is officially Awesome for having read all of this (I'm positive my employer agrees). Plus, as a bonus, I feel smart for knowing how to spell disgusting. Yay me!

[Alyssa]

Is anyone else having flashbacks to overhearing conversations between guys on the high school football team? What's impressive is that he manages to cover the full range of idiocy usually covered by about 14 teenage boys all on his own.

The best thing Seacrest could possibly do is ignore him to death. Nothing would bug Pratt more. I like that he feels he has to qualify that THIS one "isn't for press"... is he just so furious he's ready to let the facade that he really is that big of a douche drop?

[shine]

The most shocking part? Spencer Pratt used the word "credibility." And he even used it correctly. Though he has no idea what "you're" is or when to use a question mark.

But the pee poop tweet was the best.

Can we tase him now?

[larissa]

considering Spencer and Heidi are one being we can tase them. Why are these people still in our lives... oh right someone is paying the tabloids so they are not the butt of the joke.

I have nothing but respect for Seacrest, fan or not, that man has worked hard for all he has.

And FYI Spencer: We all already know he is gay. DUH!

[JellyBean]

This is what happens when couch potato losers are left alone all day while his wife pimps herself out to support them.